Hey! What's wrong with hipster stoves?!? Where I live hipsters damn near grow on trees so fuel is easy to come by. The best part is (in my case anyway) I can always just chop off a couple fingers to make some tea in case I get lost
Seriously, though, lighten up just a bit. (see what I did there? hipster irony LOL)
Tons of people can't get out as much as they'd like, and even more don't have the skills they'd like. I've been very lucky to have had the life experiences I've had - a family with a love for the outdoors and travel, opportunities to develop the knowledge, skills, and experience to turn "bushwhacking/getting lost" into "hiking/camping." I'm very, very lucky to have had parents who's favorite refrain was "Do you know how far it is to a hospital?" rather than "Put that down and get back inside!" Outside of my extended family I only know one person who I don't have to babysit in real wilderness. My experience, and I'd guess yours, is not common. We have no small obligation to welcome others by showing and doing, inviting along.
100 years ago outdoors writers were lamenting the urbanization of the population, losing the skills that our recent ancestors used to get through the day, month, year. Yet here we are, doing the same things our ancestors did. Our vacations are called "survival reality shows" when taken out of context, and there is no shortage of people making a decent living teaching or a least appealing to the desire to sleep on the ground and spend a rainy day outside. I'm pretty sure thousands of years ago plenty of families went travelling with minimal tools and fabric shelter and called it "hunting" or "vacation" or whatever passed for those terms in Aramaic or Latin or Sanskrit, whatever.
And guaranteed there was a similar wellhead discussion as this thread - "Never do that to my knife," "Do it all the time, what I got it for," "Not without a mule, I'm old," "I'm older than you and don't need a mule because I don't carry the family grindstone to simply make breakfast," "Your legs aren't crooked from quarry work," "my legs aren't crooked because I use them to run from the invading army," etc. etc.
I live in the heart of a metropolis. If you saw me on the street you'd assume I'd die in three days without internet access. I might

) ), but my 18 y.o. niece introduced me to her friends' parents (I was wearing a suit and tie for her graduation) as "This is my uncle - you can drop him in the woods with nothing and he'd walk out fine." (she's wrong, but...) I'm telling you that your approach is asking for grief from folks who don't have your knowledge and experience. Stop looking at things like you against the world and start looking at it like you
AND the world, "Here's how
I have learned how to do it." There are no naysayers needing calling out. Share what you've found works. Help others find what works for them if they want but don't worry that other people do it different.
And if there are any pots in the room, I'm definitely a black kettle

A speck in someone else's eye is always easier to see than the log in your own.
TLDR: stop enjoying "all the comments about how I don't know what I'm doing" and start reading all the comments saying you know what you are doing. Far more productive and rewarding. It's about sharing knowledge, not fighting over which way is "proper."