Becker Fall Gathering 2013 - Roll Call Thread !!!

[tradewater]

Bush sword received on Friday. :thumbup:

I've never heard it put that way before. At least you'll be loosened up for the gathering. :thumbup:

 

[Murphnuge]

I've never heard it put that way before. At least you'll be loosened up for the gathering. :thumbup:

It's how he keeps spry.

 

[tradewater]

I just hope he didn't lose his car keys during that.

 

[Guyon]

Duct tape is nothing short of miraculous.

 

[Murphnuge]

Duct tape is nothing short of miraculous.

Gorilla tape blended with a bit of aircraft grade adhesive.

 

[Guyon]

The kitten roping seminar has been cancelled. In its place, I will be doing a dramatic reading of Robert Young Pelton's graphic novel, Roll Hard.

ETA: After three angry emails and some consideration, I will be offering kitten roping private lessons for a small fee.

.

 

[james terrio]

ETA: After three angry emails and some consideration, I will be offering kitten roping private lessons for a small fee.

WHAT?!? No RYP reading, and I gotta pay for kitten-roping tips? :grumpy:

Screw it then, I'm not coming. Y'all can find someone else to supply broken knives and delicious pickled eggs. :thumbdn:

 

[ralphtt]

WHAT?!? No RYP reading, and I gotta pay for kitten-roping tips? :grumpy:

Screw it then, I'm not coming. Y'all can find someone else to supply broken knives and delicious pickled eggs. :thumbdn:

That's OK, James. I'll take your place. One Tennessean for another.

Fact is, I don't believe Biscuit knows how to rope a kitten.

And if he did, he's too soft-hearted. We'll see . . .

I know nothing about pickled eggs . . . but should be able to scrape up a sack of cookies . . . or sumpin' . . .

ETA . . . about noon Friday.

 

[james terrio]

That's OK, James. I'll take your place. One Tennessean for another.

Well, shoot... I was kinda hopin' them rascals would miss me. And not just like, "well I ran too fast and they're not very good shots". Ya kinda deflated my ego, man!

 

[Guyon]

Wait, did Ethan cancel the dramatic reading already?

 

[tradewater]

Wait, did Ethan cancel the dramatic reading already?

No, it's still on. It's just been moved to near the outhouse door. Entertainment for the patrons. Ethan thinks of everything.

 

[Murphnuge]

The kitten roping seminar has been cancelled. In its place, I will be doing a dramatic reading of Robert Young Pelton's graphic novel, Roll Hard.

ETA: After three angry emails and some consideration, I will be offering kitten roping private lessons for a small fee.

.

Dueling readings!

 

[Guyon]

Rumor has it there may be a turd-pong tournament.

 

[tradewater]

Save your money boys, the dude can play. Uses an M18 for a paddle.

 

[Rolled edge]

I had no idea kittens could be roped.... This changes everything must bring lots of money for lessons.

 

[1066vik]

put the duct tape on them sticky side out - better traction that way.

 

[tfields]

i guess you guys use ropes made from fiary hair too lasso the kittens huh!?

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Happy Patriot Day, ladies and gents.

 

[james terrio]

If any of you rascals puts a snake in my tent or throws one at me, I will (after my hysterical girly freak-out) beat you like a rented mule and we won't be friends anymore. You will definitely NOT get any more delicious food from my wife.

Just sayin'.

 

[tradewater]

Killjoy.