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I need to find meself a woman who isn't afraid of knives and the woods. Girlie girls are wearing on me. How do ya'll do it? Thinking I need to go to Alaska...
 
I need to find meself a woman who isn't afraid of knives and the woods. Girlie girls are wearing on me. How do ya'll do it? Thinking I need to go to Alaska...

Im sure you can find a nice set of hairy legs in west Seattle...:D
Might have to deal with some stank mouth from Toms of Maine toothpaste though.
 
I need to find meself a woman who isn't afraid of knives and the woods. Girlie girls are wearing on me. How do ya'll do it? Thinking I need to go to Alaska...

check out the demographics of Alaska before you make that decision. You might have trouble finding ANY women up there.
 
All good advice boys. Maybe ill just cruise down to REI and ask out a cute sales girl who looks strong enough to carry a pack. Wish me luck I'm really gonna do it. Nothing to loose
 
All good advice boys. Maybe ill just cruise down to REI and ask out a cute sales girl who looks strong enough to carry a pack. Wish me luck I'm really gonna do it. Nothing to loose

Good luck, don't let her sell you a bunch of useless crap though!
 
I need to find meself a woman who isn't afraid of knives and the woods. Girlie girls are wearing on me. How do ya'll do it? Thinking I need to go to Alaska...

This is hilarious. My wife and I just returned from shooting the slingshots. I was telling her on the way home, that I was glad she was outdoorsy, and that I didn't understand how men with prissy wives could do it. :D
 
I like this new TOPS Dragonfly:

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Man, thats terrific news!!! You got this now, its basically in the bag now. Great news bro!!!!

Thanks bsmith! I'm a little ahead of schedule already so that is encouraging. I'm just not a very patient person & definitely not used to being told not to push myself. But I am working on the patience so maybe by the time I'm 100% I'll be ready for a Buddhist monastery. :D
 
Going camping next weekend with the kids... for the first time this season... grabbed a couple items

Texsport Black Ice The Scouter Hard Anodized Cook Set

And a new tent and air mattress, i will still take the tarps to use as well though, in nice weather id rather no roof or walls.

the tent is a Coleman Montana 8 Tent

I have no experience with either of these items lmao but they look like they will do the job!
 
All good advice boys. Maybe ill just cruise down to REI and ask out a cute sales girl who looks strong enough to carry a pack. Wish me luck I'm really gonna do it. Nothing to loose

Good luck, don't let her sell you a bunch of useless crap though!
Unless they get commission, then be like "Hey, I'll buy this from you, if you have dinner with me" Legitimate blackmail is always a good way to get a date!
 
I agree tops have too much writing but they look cool. i also really like the ron hood buck thug knife but i don't like that it says THUG on it....
 
I finally got good news from my doc on Friday. He cleared me to get out of my wheelchair & start using a walker. Only 10 minutes at a time, 3 times a day but it's a start. I asked when I'll be back to 100% but he wouldn't give me a straight answer at first. He finally said maybe 6 months if everything goes right. So my new goal is back to 100% in 5 months or less. :D

I was gonna post a pic of me standing but can't quite keep my balance enough to handle the camera without getting dizzy. Maybe that'll be my short term goal. I hate tbeing stuck here at home but I really love the way my family has pulled together to help me & my wife

And in case I haven't already said it, thanks to everyone here for making this my home away from home.
That is very good news! The thing to remember, there are going to be some setbacks along the way. Don't let them get you too down. Physical therapy is going to be a SOB, make sure you do your exercises when NOT at the gym. They actually make a LOT of a difference. Don't over do them though, if they say do it 4-5 times a day, don't go for 10, you can make it worse!

Be that as it may, GO GET 'EM!
 
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