Greybush
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At my wife's work there was a guy who kept eating everyone's lunch. Took them a while to figure out who was doing it. A bunch of them got together and put some tainted food in there with some chemical to give you horrible diarrhea. Then to top it off...they chained the bathroom doors closed..... He massively shit him self running around trying to find an open bathroom. NO ONE dares touch anyone elses food now.
We did something similar at the office. This guy come hell or high water took a dump at 1:15 everyday. We unrolled a roll of toilet paper and wiped insulation on both sides of about the first 20'. Rolled it back up the best we could and put in in the bathroom at about 1:10. He had an itchy ass for 2 days. It was glorious.