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Lexi, I'm sure that YOU would never do that!!!.......
Mr. Kanik...You make me feel the need to confess, I only did that once and it was for a good cause.
Lexi, I'm sure that YOU would never do that!!!.......
I love watching bug zappers and listening to the sizzle of the little bug bodies. The 6-pack makes it even more enjoyable!:thumbup: Not even kidding.
Oh no, I'm telling on you!
Pokey, I just KNEW you were destined for greatness!!!:thumbup::thumbup:
Tom, greatness is my middle name Have you ever watched a bug zapper before??? It has a calming effect Now that I think of it, that might have been the booze.....
A City lawyer went duck hunting in Redneck country.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Redneck's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an old man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old Redneck replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old Redneck smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things out here in the country. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?" The Redneck replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The City lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old Redneck. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old Redneck slowly walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the City lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The lawyer was flat on his belly when the Redneck's third kick to his kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The City lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old Redneck smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
you might be a redneck, if your favorite truck is a Ford convertible
If you've ever lost a riding lawnmower through the ice, you might be a northern Redneck.