You might be a redneck if:
"You have ever used your urine stream to scour a toilet bowl."
"You have ever put a padlock on a Styrofoam beer cooler."
"You have ever lost a dog in a divorce decree."
"You have ever agreed to throw in the bungee cord , to hold down the trunk lid, while selling a car."
"You have used spray paint to tint the windows of your "GOING TO CHURCH CAR."
"You have used a chainsaw to decide who gets which half of the furniture in a divorce settlement."
I got more....Did you enjoy these?
Shane