COVID-19 Response

Discussion in 'Tech Support, General Q&A, Site Feedback & More' started by Spark, Mar 13, 2020.

  1. Spark

    Spark HPIC - Hatas gonna Hate Staff Member Administrator Super Mod Moderator

    Oct 2, 1998
    We aren't doing anything. This is the internet.

    If I get sick and die tho I'm going to haunt a few of you.

    Good luck, hope you have your milk sandwiches & plenty of bottled water so you are well hydrated while you burn through that case of toilet paper.

    Edit: My kid now has 3 weeks off from school so this'll be fun
  2. Deinos

    Deinos Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 7, 2016
    haha, it won’t be the virus that gets us... it will be the madness of being locked up with our families for a month while everything is closed... o_O:D
  3. T. Erdelyi

    T. Erdelyi Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 3, 2001
    Let the hoarding of toilet paper and hand sanitizer commence.

    Email me for plans on how to make a sanitizer/toilet paper stove to boil water and sterilize your stuff.

    Remember, I’d rather have a Corona with a wedge of lime in front of me than the Corona virus in me.

    Stay sanitary!!!
  4. Dogdrawz

    Dogdrawz Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Well thanks to the inter-webs, I've got Covid-19 to the tune of Come On Eileen stuck in my head. Kill me now.

    Edit: Corvidae is a cosmopolitan family of oscine passerine birds.
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2020
  5. Insipid Moniker

    Insipid Moniker Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 28, 2011
    If it was Corvid it would be a plague of crows, which would be much more interesting.
  6. mqqn

    mqqn Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 12, 2009
    I cut a corona virus in half with my 2019 BF Forum knife.



  7. hhmoore

    hhmoore Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 7, 2014
    I haven't stocked up on toilet paper; but I just placed orders to make sure I have enough bourbon to get me through to tequila season. I gots priorities :thumbsup:
  8. VernonRemington

    VernonRemington Gold Member Gold Member

    Apr 6, 2016
    Willing to trade toilet paper for a Mayo or certain CRKs. Hit me up.
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  9. LEGION 12

    LEGION 12 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 8, 2009
  10. Dogdrawz

    Dogdrawz Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Good catch! Aaaaannnnnnd, fixed.
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  11. bflying

    bflying Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 4, 2014
    Holy crap. Is that the 80 grit single ply stuff? Should last for a while. :thumbsup::D
  12. TheChunk91

    TheChunk91 Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 15, 2013
    I came here thinking ''oh great, is bladeforums cancelled too?'' :rolleyes:
    Crazy Canuck, User27, Pomsbz and 5 others like this.
  13. 1066vik

    1066vik Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 28, 2009
    Good luck spark.
    You may start looking forward to going to work just to escape the yard apes and get some peace and quiet.
    Tjstampa, Yankee Josh and Spark like this.
  14. SVTFreak

    SVTFreak Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 8, 2011
    Hahaha! Great post.

    that toilet paper the stuff that has splinters in it still?

    I’m pissed at the people buying all the TP. What the f for? I don’t get it. And I don’t have a stockpile. I’m about to have to use a spatula or a water hose! I’m almost out.
  15. GWashington1732


    Jun 20, 2009
    For some reason thinking about a milk sandwich makes me queasy.
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  16. 1234

    1234 Basic Member Basic Member

    Nov 13, 2005
    I too stocked up on TP, not for Corona, I need it to test muh mirror polished edges on, the softer TP the better.

  17. not2sharp

    not2sharp Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 29, 1999
    I was just ordered to leave the office and telecommute for the duration. I am not sure I can take it. The walls seem to already be closing in. :eek:

  18. Dogdrawz

    Dogdrawz Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    I'll be having the last laugh when they run out of that TP & turn to corn cobs whilst I simply turn on the spigot to my bidet.
  19. navman

    navman Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 4, 2013
    Seriously though, how much TP do people go through in two weeks? Am I doing it wrong, because a case of double ply lasts my family of 3 over a month. Also, according to what has been briefed, COVID-19 doesn't cause excessive diarrhea, except on the internet and from network news persons mouths.
  20. not2sharp

    not2sharp Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 29, 1999
    When this is over people are going to wrap the whole world in toilet paper; and you are going to miss out on the fun.

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