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[craytab]

Also, according to what has been briefed, COVID-19 doesn't cause excessive diarrhea, except on the internet and from network news persons mouths.

If only toilet paper was the cure for both of those.

 

[Cougar Allen]

There's a lot of misinformation going around, and the people yelling OH MY GOD SHUT UP THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT are doing at least as much harm as the people yelling OH MY GOD IT'S THE PLAGUE I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

I won't tell you what to do because you shouldn't be getting your information from some random dork on the net. Get your information from the experts, and by experts I mean medical scientists, not politicians or political pundits.

 

[Lodd]

Seriously though, how much TP do people go through in two weeks? Am I doing it wrong, because a case of double ply lasts my family of 3 over a month. Also, according to what has been briefed, COVID-19 doesn't cause excessive diarrhea, except on the internet and from network news persons mouths.

It's because everytime someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

Addendum (edit): the link at the top of the front page goes to the 'create thread' screen.

 

[greatscoot]

The link at the top of the front page goes to the 'create thread' screen.

Spark

 

[Justabulletaway]

If this keeps up we'll be able to trade a roll of TP for a nice Shiro.

 

[tiguy7]

Just make a bunch of fuzz sticks, but pay attention to orientation.

 

[SW-EDC]

 

[TheChunk91]

Hahaha! Great post.

that toilet paper the stuff that has splinters in it still?

I’m pissed at the people buying all the TP. What the f for? I don’t get it. And I don’t have a stockpile. I’m about to have to use a spatula or a water hose! I’m almost out.

They stockpile TP but not food. One only comes after the other!

 

[mqqn]

We usually top off every couple months at Costco - and we get the "Sebenza" level stuff.

best

mqqn

 

[jbmonkey]

yep. well said Sir.

 

[killerloop]

Nice

 

[Rykjeklut]

Well thanks to the inter-webs, I've got Covid-19 to the tune of Come On Eileen stuck in my head. Kill me now.

Edit: Corvidae is a cosmopolitan family of oscine passerine birds.

I just HAD to sing that out loud...

 

[Jsega51]

I stocked up on cookies.

 

[Dogdrawz]

So everyone will be quarantined to their houses, no sports to watch & in 9 months a boom-o-babies will be born & they'll be called the Coronials.

 

[eveled]

Seems we should be eating more fiber if we need that much tp.

I hope people learn the lesson and use good sanitary practices and common sense from now on during every flu season.

 

[TheFactor]

We usually top off every couple months at Costco - and we get the "Sebenza" level stuff.

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mqqn

My bung won’t settle for anything less
I stopped buying 60grit TP after my first
Colonoscopy.
Lesson learned ! lol

 

[Peter Hartwig]

I am depending on my Anti Virus software to protect me.

 

[TheFactor]

They must of known it was coming.
Wasn’t there a song out years ago called
My corona ?

 

[TheFactor]

 

[sonofwilfred]

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