BladeForums.com COVID-19 Response

[Flogger]

Sing it with me...

School’s. out. for. Corona!


EDIT- Corona Virus will not disrupt my new addiction to knives. It may shut the world down but I’m still ordering knives..

 

[Dogdrawz]

My anti-virus protection...

 

[Richard Coyle]

I’m really tempted to TP a tree in front of my house and see if anybody steels the TP...

 

[MolokaiRider]

 

[newblade12z]

I'll be having the last laugh when they run out of that TP & turn to corn cobs whilst I simply turn on the spigot to my bidet.

I have the American style bidet. A squirt gun.

 

[mqqn]

My anti-virus protection...

I have always counted on a consistently high blood-alcohol content for virus immunity.

It has worked to this point.

Cheers.

mqqn

 

[jlauffer]

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Wanna get high?

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[MolokaiRider]

Wanna get high?

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[TonySal]

Keep Calm
Wash Your Hands

 

[Dogdrawz]

I have always counted on a consistently high blood-alcohol content for virus immunity.
It has worked to this point.
Cheers.
mqqn

Side effects are:

• Warm fuzzy feeling
• Lower inhibitions
• itchy trigger finger on mouse/mouse pad
• depletion of funds
• more knives

 

[Redmeadow Knives]

I started mainlining hand sanitizer. The kind with aloe is best, my skin has never been so soft!

 

[Bigfattyt]

My two kids just got 6 weeks off school.

Downer is my wife works as a para educator and we don't know yet if she is going to be paid during those 6 weeks....

 

[SpyderPhreak]

Great time to be on travel, working 1,100 miles away from home. If they start cancelling flights I'll just drive home when the time comes. My Swamp Rat M9 LE is keeping me company... (Can't carry my CCW here in Cali )

 

[Dogdrawz]

(Can't carry my CCW here in Cali )

You're always welcome to carry whatever down here. "Switch blades" have been legal for some time.

 

[SpyderPhreak]

You're always welcome to carry whatever down here. "Switch blades" have been legal for some time.

Different LA, unfortunately... If I were there (I'd rather be), it wouldn't be a problem, CO has reciprocity with the state of LA.

 

[gazz98]

As a habitual nose picker, this not touching my face thing is kinda annoying. I was forced to buy a pair of mittens. Thankfully, plenty of mittens still in stock.

 

[Planterz]

If I die from Coronavirus, I bequeath all my knives to @r8shell .

 

[Uncle Timbo]

I'm a old hillbilly from WV with a few old Sears catalogs. A country boy can survive.

 

[Dogdrawz]

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn...

A country boy can survive.

Soooo true.

 

[JJHollowman]

I'm a old hillbilly from WV with a few old Sears catalogs. A country boy can survive.

That gives you something to do while sitting there- you crumple and uncrumple the pages to get them soft enough that you don't abrade your butthole (according the my Grandpa). He also said phone book pages work good too. They had an outhouse on the farm and used it till the mid 1950s.