I feel really stupid but lucky to be alive...did a small garden job for friends this morning...thought why not go for a quick immerse in the warm salty water at my local beach..Josh's Beach its called...low tide plenty of sand...bit of a swell coming in ..but shallow for 100 metres before the breakers...got me flippers on and kicked away ...floated straight into a big chundering rip hole at the rocks...it wasnt letting me out...within a space of 6ft I was out of depth and rapidly out of breath...getting smashed by incoming waves I lost a flipper AND my boardies...so I'm going down.
I thought... rocks of insanity or death by drowning...With all my strength I swam into a crevice and despite the oceans attempts to drag me into its swirling torrent of death I clung to the rock and hauled myself out ...Like some sort of never say die, naked , ne'er do well, Narwhale I sat among the kelp and barnacles for a minute ...the tide swelling up and down trying to drag me back out...with perfect timing I scarambled back to shore...Thankfully no one was there to see it.
I had entered the food chain and not near the top.
Embarrassment Potential a solid 11/10.
Joshs Beach the Narwhales Graveyard on a much calmer day.