"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

[Invoice]

Aw, so you got previous eh?

I beg your pardon.

 

[jc57]

He is implying that your current kneecap issues are as a result of a previous visit in the night from Frankie and Gary.

 

[Jack Black]

Thanks John (I posted at the same time as you) :thumbup:

 

[Invoice]

He is implying that your current kneecap issues are as a result of a previous visit in the night from Frankie and Gary.

I kinda figured that out
The knees are gone from being old

 

[jackknife]

Kneecaps?

Did someone mention kneecaps?

I recommend the first one on the left. Or the second one from the right.

 

[jc57]

Thanks John (I posted at the same time as you) :thumbup:

Just needed to be translated from English to American. Bloody limeys!

 

[Jack Black]

Aye none of us are getting any younger

Kneecaps?

Did someone mention kneecaps?

I recommend the first one on the left. Or the second one from the right.

Begorrah!

Just needed to be translated from English to American. Bloody limeys!

Indeed, I'm just tucking into a tomato! :thumbup:

 

[knarfeng]

It's past full moon. Must be something in the water.

 

[oldrifleman]

Kneecaps?

Did someone mention kneecaps?

I recommend the first one on the left. Or the second one from the right.

I do love those two. The one on the right looks like it has a great handle, but I think I would break it in half the first time I leaned on it all, the one on the left looks great! Old age and bad knees, why does this sound familiar? Steven

 

[philllll]

Lewis is cut off. All ferries to and from the island are cancelled. Our power is sporadically going. 60mph winds with sleet/snow.

Just the night for a nice pot of hot stew. The old methods are the best - and they don't fail with the electricity

Nice lookin' stew there, Paul!

 

[oldrifleman]

So Paul, what do you burn in the stove? Do you use Peat?

 

[Jack Black]

I think Paul will almost certainly be without power today. Thinking of you pal :thumbup:

 

[jc57]

Needs to get a wood-burning Internet connection so he can stay in touch.

 

[Jack Black]

Needs to get a wood-burning Internet connection so he can stay in touch.

If he misses any rugby on the TV, we'll probably all hear him shouting! :thumbup:

 

[silenthunterstudios]

Indeed, I'm just tucking into a tomato! :thumbup:

Now that, that needs translatin'!

 

[jc57]

Means "beginning to eat a tomato."

 

[silenthunterstudios]

D'oh! It would be something as simple as that...

Jake, I was so used to Woodrow in your avatar, seeing the creepy assassin from No Country From Old Men is a little menacing...

 

[Jack Black]

Hey Dan, I was just thinking I'd not seen you around for a bit and was about to PM you. Hope you're OK :thumbup:

Jack

 

[Jack Black]

Means "beginning to eat a tomato."

Thanks John, I may need to call on your translation services again :thumbup:

 

[jc57]

I also understand several dialects of US southern redneck (being a native and long-time resident of the region), though modern urban youth jargon often escapes me. However, I have mad Google skillz, yo.