"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

They're known in Scotland as wains or bairns.
I can not find a decent link to it but the word "wains" triggered a memory of a Billy Connolly song performed in 79 at the Secret Policemans Ball.
Quite pertinent to your line of work Paul as well.:p
"Two little boys in Blue" is a send up of the Rolf Harris (disgraced former entertainer)song "Two little Boys"-
I have the LP downstairs but that's not much use here is it.
 
I can not find a decent link to it but the word "wains" triggered a memory of a Billy Connolly song performed in 79 at the Secret Policemans Ball.
Quite pertinent to your line of work Paul as well.:p
"Two little boys in Blue" is a send up of the Rolf Harris (disgraced former entertainer)song "Two little Boys"-
I have the LP downstairs but that's not much use here is it.

"If I think I could hear you lying, I'll cover up for you!"

I know the tune. ;)
 
I read in the paper a couple of days ago that the Australian Govt has taken away Rolfs Australian honours -Order of Australia.
fair enough.
I really found it hard to believe when I first heard of his abuses.
I didn't want to believe it.
Jimmy Saville on the other hand I always found very creepy.
How did none of this ever come out at the time?
Now everyman and his dog is saying they knew but it was normal. F F S?
Ironically Rolf was never that popular in Australia.
We did love the Goodies send up of him though.
[video=youtube;Cbr-BRSq4nE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbr-BRSq4nE&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

and this
[video=youtube;j8NaaLbvAIE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=j8NaaLbvAIE[/video]
 
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Here's a fun video for all you cowboys and wannabee cowboys! Hosted by the late great Waylon Jennings ...

[video=youtube_share;b6mqwe-mtzs]http://youtu.be/b6mqwe-mtzs[/video]

So -- if you were heading out with these boys, which of your knives would you tote along?

-- Mark
 
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When the snow starts to fly in the mountains, the woods become a magical place. The trees glisten like Christmas decorations from God Himself. With all this beauty though, comes a risk; cold. At first, the cold is refreshing and it actually feels good. The nip on your skin is like an invitation to enjoy the forest without the heat, bugs, and the crowds of summer. But when the temps continue to fall, the welcome feeling becomes a lack of feeling. The sharp needles of pain on exposed skin come and go with the wind. Only one thing can solve this problem; fire.
The hike starts at dawn, the snow has stopped and so has everything else. The snow quiets all sound to a dead silence. Every sound that is close enough to make an impression on your ears is sharp and vivid. You begin to notice that the snow itself has a sound. As it falls and hits the snow that fell before it, you could just imagine the sound of light breathing. Just an exhale in the farthest points of your hearing. Your feet can go between making a sound that seemingly echoes off of every surface to being as quiet as the feet of a stalking bobcat.
The clouds break and you can catch the final colors of the sunrise. The yellows, the orange, and red so red that it makes a cardinal jealous. The colors reflect off the snow and instantly blind you. The light bounces off the snow directly into your eyes. Simple enough for the well prepared hiker, just slip on the summer sunglasses. But the clearing is just what you wanted. Now the overlook is in view. As you reach the rocks, the mountains seem to unroll like a carpet. The mountains are covered in trees that would rival the thickest jungles and they run on for a hundred miles. These mountains make the great works of architecture and painting look like LEGO bricks and stick figures.
While heading back down the trail, gazing at the trees stretching into the sky, the mood strikes to wander onto another trail. After all, the sky is clear, and only a light breeze blows the snow off the limbs. The red sky in the morning has not even crossed your mind.
The new trail heads downhill along a stream. The cold, dry air sucks the water out of your body as quick as any hot day in July. Problem being, you don’t even realize it. When you finally realize that you are thirsty you stop at a spring that has managed to stay thawed to refill. One sip tells you to spit it out! The overwhelming taste of gunpowder and rotten meat is the sign for a sulfur spring. Thankfully a sweet-water spring is just around the corner. You stop and refill the water yet again and you are on your way. Now the winds have picked up, but you can’t tell it. The hollow has kept you sheltered, but you’re going uphill now.
After cresting the hill you realize how much the wind has picked up. But a little further won’t hurt. After all, you can’t be more than five miles from the trailhead. After another hour of walking the wind has whipped up into a storm. Snow begins to be mixed in with the driving winds. Every snowflake that at first were welcomed sights become small projectiles stinging your face until you can’t feel them anymore. Now you finally turn around and walk back across the mountain.
By the time you reach the bottom of the hollow, the snow is coming in hard. This would be tolerable if it was not for the fact that you are now soaked to the bone and shivering. Looking around everything is now covered in snow and ice. The frantic search for fuel is on. You begin looking under the sheltering braches of the massive hemlocks, behind the mighty walls of the oaks, pulling the paper thin bark off a birch, and under any downed log. Taking out a worn but very sharp knife, you begin to carve off thin strips of the wood. You take the time to appreciate the greyed blades and smooth scales. The companion that has followed you into the woods so many times may well save your life today. After exposing the inner wood, you touch it to your cheek to check for moisture. The wood feels smooth and warm. Not what you would expect for a day when the temperatures haven’t climbed out of the single digits. It can only mean one thing, dry wood!
With the fuel and kindling procured, you need to find somewhere to take shelter. For now two large boulders will work. Clearing the snow, you construct the fire lay. Again taking the knife and carving small slivers of wood so thin, you can almost read through them. When the material is prepared, the only step left is ignition. The same numbing cold that affects the nerves in fingers, affects the fuel in lighters. Several futile strikes later, the lighter is abandoned for a weatherproof striker. Throwing showers of sparks like a firework on Independence Day, this readily ignites the tinder you gathered. The fire climbs up the wood, struggling to ignite the wet fuel. But for the first time for hours, the cold is kept at bay, and the water in your clothes begins to dry.
The snow has slowed enough that your wet and cold feet can make the three mile slog back to the trailhead. Over miles of forests and rough terrain, the feet that carried you with confidence the morning prior now slip on the ice and ache from the day’s labor. Descending for the final time the only thing you can hope to see comes into view; a vehicle. Climbing in, the day is over and the fire is out, but you are again safe and warm.








Benjamin Harris
2-25-15
Psalm 147:15-18
 
Nice story, Ben; thanks! :thumbup::thumbup:
(My first question after reading it was, "Fact or fiction?", but you answered that in your next post. ;))

- GT
 
Here's a fun video for all you cowboys and wannabee cowboys! Hosted by the late great Waylon Jennings ...



So -- if you were heading out with these boys, which of your knives would you tote along?

-- Mark
Great film, I added it to my favorites to watch it later. Thanks for that link Mark :thumbup:

I'd want a large stockman for sure.
 
Thanks for the response guys, this was an assignment for English Comp. 1. I thought someone might like it here so I went ahead and posted it.
 
Something caught my eye ..... the biker/greenhorn guy who ends up leaving in the end carries far and away the biggest knife. Looks like maybe a Buck 119.

-- Mark
 
Nice one Ben.
I for one felt like I was there. Fully immersed in the experience.
cheers.
In line with the thread title I had a strange dealing with a lady who rang the fire station a few days ago.
She claimed to be able to see a large volume of black smoke behind Mt Keira.That was a bit of a worry because:) I live in the suburb of Mt Keira and so after a few questions to ascertain where this fire might be I transferred the call through to the comms centre.
I then went out into the street and had a look up at the mountain which is not far at all. Not a big mountain in anyone's language (maybe someone from Holland). All I could see was a huge black rain cloud sitting atop the summit of the mountain 454M above sea level.
Some people!?
 
My 86 year old mother lost both of her beloved Schnauzers just before and after Christmas. They were age 14 and age 12.

I took her to pick up her new baby (eight weeks old) today and the round trip was around 170 miles. We had a good day and I thought I would share a few pictures here.

The rural area of rolling hills where we went to buy the pup:

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and after we got back to her house - a pic of the new beloved pup that she named "Winter":

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Folks, this thread lacks knife content, and is therefore being moved to the lounge.
 
Something caught my eye ..... the biker/greenhorn guy who ends up leaving in the end carries far and away the biggest knife. Looks like maybe a Buck 119.

-- Mark
It does look like a 119. I noticed a couple of what looked like 110 or Schrade LB7 sheaths and at least one FB sheath on the riders. At 34:15-34:29 in, I heard a very distinct sound in the background, a knife being sharpened! The quick, deliberate ssssssnick of steel meeting stone perked my ears right up :)
 
and after we got back to her house - a pic of the new beloved pup that she named "Winter":

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Beautiful pup Primble! Those eyes look very keen and mischievous :) Pretty countryside in the other photo, sounds like a day well spent. Kudos to your Mom for getting right back on that horse :thumbup: My wife wants to get another kitten, but I keep telling her it's not time yet...
 
My 86 year old mother lost both of her beloved Schnauzers just before and after Christmas. They were age 14 and age 12.

I took her to pick up her new baby (eight weeks old) today and the round trip was around 170 miles. ... a pic of the new beloved pup that she named "Winter":

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Sorry to hear about her losing the two older dogs. But great post. I'm sure Winter will be happy with your mom! :thumbup:

Here's our pup, Stella, with her new toy on Christmas.



-- Mark
 
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