"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

We've been very lucky in MD this season. Most of the big storms have bypassed us in the central MD area.

You southern knife nuts be careful down there. I hate ice!

I'll never forget feeding my fathers horses and pony during a bad ice storm. No snow on the ground, just about a quarter to a half inch thick ice pack. Took a long time hoofing it through the icy field, and then, when I got to the barn, the horses came snorting and stamping on the ice. One slid one way, one slid the other way. The pony, an old Baltimore docks worker and then cart pony my father saved, knew what to do. Sat on his hind end and slid right to my feet. Only thing separating us an old fence. When I tried to back up from him, I started sliding. Going back down the hill to the house was an adventure, part of which I spent on my hind end ;).
 
great pictures Ed! I like those misty mornings. We got knee to thigh deep snow here on places where haven't been plown (woods and such) and where plows have gone they have turned remaining snow into tampered ice. We had two days heat streak (+1 to 3 degree's celsius) and that ice got all wet. Friend slipped on roof when removing snow (luckily he did not fell off the roof) and I slipped myself on yard and found myself on knees and my bare hand plowing on sharp ice... Well, its all good as its back on frost.

in two months, when spring should arrive... it will be fun. One to two inch thick ice layer on street melting slowly...
 
We got knee to thigh deep snow here on places where haven't been plown (woods and such) and where plows have gone they have turned remaining snow into tampered ice. We had two days heat streak (+1 to 3 degree's celsius) and that ice got all wet. Friend slipped on roof when removing snow (luckily he did not fell off the roof) and I slipped myself on yard and found myself on knees and my bare hand plowing on sharp ice... Well, its all good as its back on frost.

in two months, when spring should arrive... it will be fun. One to two inch thick ice layer on street melting slowly...
WOW Jani, be careful there! :eek:
I'll bet your Spring time will be GORGEOUS though. ;)
-Bruce
 
We actually got the tiniest pinch of snow in Phoenix a couple weeks back. It was quite surprising.
 
Didnt get no snow but 75% of my state where I am in Australia atm is effected by severe flooding...I was meant to start a new job Wednesday, and that workplace is gone now :( been outta work for over 2 months now (total of 5 months in 2010).

Luck hasn't been on my side.
 
Didnt get no snow but 75% of my state where I am in Australia atm is effected by severe flooding...I was meant to start a new job Wednesday, and that workplace is gone now :( been outta work for over 2 months now (total of 5 months in 2010).

Luck hasn't been on my side.

Deeply sorry to hear that. Sounds like a lot folks your way will be dealing with same. Thoughts to you and yours.

Amos
 
Deeply sorry to hear that. Sounds like a lot folks your way will be dealing with same. Thoughts to you and yours.

Amos

Thanks, it has been a stressful few days for a lot of people...guess we'll all find out whats happening in the coming weeks.
 
Hi,

I'm going to post this here because, while it's about a knife I just acquired, it is perhaps more about the story for me today.

It's been almost exactly 2 years now since my Father was killed in a car accident. No sympathies needed, he had lived a long and good life. Crap just happens sometimes.

As I read around the forum, I see people posting photos of a knife they had gotten from their Father after they passed on. And while my Father always carried a knife for most of his life, he either lost them or literally destroyed them.

The one knife I most remember him carrying was the unsung, and oft times derided, (by me), Imperial KampKing. I finally decided just before Christmas to go troll one up. Not for carry, but to simply have. Dad would go through about one of these every month. You could almost set your watch by the wreak and ruin of each poor victim.

But first there was the ritual of getting the knife. As a youngster, I didn't fully appreciate what was going on. But after being married, I do now.

To get the knife, we had to go to the small town which was about 12 miles away. So this wasn't a trip to be casually undertaken. There needed to be a pressing farm related reason. The hardware store was a typical small town store. Creaky, warped wood floors, 6 narrow isles, with as much stuff stacked and piled on the floor as was on the shelves. It was almost a hazard to move through the store without being crushed by a toppling stack of electrical boxes, barrel of nails, or a precariously perched lefse iron.

We would enter the store, where we would be immediately accosted by my Mother's gaze from her position behind the register. She was the single employee of the store. Tom, the owner being mainly a plumber by trade and seldom around in the afternoons. Mom would often teasingly demand to know what it was we had broken now.

After getting what we would needed, we would approach the counter, (and my Mother), and my Dad's hand would quickly and furtively dart into the 1 gallon metal bucket next to the register that these knives were kept in. Of course he would be busted by Mom. And she would give him The Look. She would then silently write it down in the paper charge account book and Dad would sign it. Never a word was ever spoken during the purchase of a new knife. Though oddly, sometimes he would make a big show of selecting a new knife from the bucket. Examining 3 or 4 of them closely before choosing one. All the while my Mother's Look deepening during the process. We would then hurriedly beat a retreat from the store.

From that point, the life expectancy of the victim could be measured in mere hours.

By the end of the second day there would be several deep chips or dents out of the knife blade because of repeated closings on the bail. By mid-week, the bail would be bent and the crimped on scales would be loosening.

During the second week, the punch/scraper would be bent or twisted and then roughly hammered back into shape so it would kind of close again. And he would have roughly assaulted the blade with the pedestal grinder in an attempt to sharpen it and remove the dings. And occasionally, the can opener would be re-purposed with the grinder too. The bail would be gone sometime during the week.

At the third week, the scales would literally rattle from being so loose. The frame itself would be loosening up now. Because he would use the cap-lifter/screw driver as a pry bar. And the knife blade would be subjected to the same treatment at the other end. The punch blade would now either be snapped off or it would refuse to open, perhaps both. Further assaults with the grinder would be made upon the blade. With a full 1/4 to 1/3 of it now ground away.

When the fourth week arrived, the end would be in clear sight. Sometimes one or even both scales would abandon the frame. The final assaults with the grinder on the poor blade would be made. And finally, when it could take no more, it would make a clean escape, lost in the great unknown. But safe from further harm and damage. Or the poor knife would give it's all. With the frame finally torn asunder by a hammer from being used as a chisel.

And the process would start again.

What is sad to me, is that when he could no longer get another KampKing, he pretty much stopped carrying a knife. Oh, he had some junk advertising knives in drawers and boxes, but he never carried them. My Brother and I even bought him a Buck 110 for his Birthday once. It shortly ended up at the bottom of a local lake during a fishing trip. We even got him a multi-tool once, a Gerber I believe. I never saw him use it. And I, like an idiot, never thought to get him a KampKing from an auction.

This is the one I picked up. The blade's a bit lazy on the close and the bail is a tiny bit bent. But otherwise pretty well unused. It is already a touch stone to my past. So thanks for letting me meander through my memories and prattle on about some of them. I kind of need it today.

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Dale
 
That was really interesting. Thanks for sharing. Can you remember how much was one of these knives cost and what decade this was? Just curious
 
Didnt get no snow but 75% of my state where I am in Australia atm is effected by severe flooding...I was meant to start a new job Wednesday, and that workplace is gone now :( been outta work for over 2 months now (total of 5 months in 2010).

Luck hasn't been on my side.

We are getting flooding and landslides here in Oregon, on the western side of the state, but nothing like you guys are dealing with. YET..
It went from the 30's and lower with lots of snow in the mountains, to 40's and 50's with rain...
Not complaining though. It sure makes my job easier not having to deal with all the snow and ice
 
We are getting flooding and landslides here in Oregon, on the western side of the state, but nothing like you guys are dealing with. YET..
It went from the 30's and lower with lots of snow in the mountains, to 40's and 50's with rain...
Not complaining though. It sure makes my job easier not having to deal with all the snow and ice

Guessing you're a trucker with that avatar? can see how driving in snow wouldnt be the easiest...sucks you guys are getting flooding too, I'd seen a little bit of small isolated flooding in my days but this is like an all out post war zone. I tried going into work today, no one showed up but it smelt like raw sewage, buildings ripped apart, trash everywhere and military (not police) vehicles making patrols.

I'm guessing they were military assessors since the state premier said they're treating this as like they would a post war situation...the smell was horrible.

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it was like this everywhere in the area.
 
That was really interesting. Thanks for sharing. Can you remember how much was one of these knives cost and what decade this was? Just curious

Hi,

From my recollections, he carried them from the late 60's through the 70's and into the 80's. I think the prices ran from around $2 or $3US in the late 60's to $6 or $7 at the end. The Schrade 34OT's I carried were priced 2 1/2 to 3x's that. I never did know why the store stopped carrying Schrade knives. Just that one day they were no more.

Whenever he wanted to make a nice cut, he would either borrow my 34OT or my Brother's Buck 110.

Dale
 
Wonderful story, Dale!:thumbup:

Sometimes, as much as it seems horrible to us, a pocket knife is just a disposable tool to others. If it gets used up, no problemo, there's more. You're dad seems like quite the unforgetable charater.:D

Carl.
 
I'm a pretty voracious reader with eclectic tastes...anything from history to biography, fiction, philosophy and science will get my attention and reading time on my Kindle.

I recently finished a book that I thought was one of the best I've read in the past several years. It was that well written and that moving. In my estimation it is destined to be a classic of the genre.

The book is Matterhorn by Karl Marlantes.

It is a fictional account of a Marine rifle company's experience in Vietnam over a period of several months.
(The book is based quite a bit on Marlantes' personal experience as a 2nd Lieutenant. He is a highly decorated Marine and a Rhodes Scholar to boot. Marlantes worked on the book for 35 years before it was published.)

For those of you interested in a great read, a gripping account of war and the boys and men who fight it, this book should not be overlooked. There is not a gratuitous passage in it and in my view it is a very honest rendering.

Highest marks.
 
We are getting flooding and landslides here in Oregon, on the western side of the state, but nothing like you guys are dealing with. YET..
It went from the 30's and lower with lots of snow in the mountains, to 40's and 50's with rain...
Not complaining though. It sure makes my job easier not having to deal with all the snow and ice

I'm obviously not home so I can't see what is happening there. Is this flooding even close to what we had in '96? I was there for that one and it was scary.
Stay safe Mike.
 
I'm a pretty voracious reader with eclectic tastes...anything from history to biography, fiction, philosophy and science will get my attention and reading time on my Kindle.

I recently finished a book that I thought was one of the best I've read in the past several years. It was that well written and that moving. In my estimation it is destined to be a classic of the genre.

The book is Matterhorn by Karl Marlantes.

It is a fictional account of a Marine rifle company's experience in Vietnam over a period of several months.
(The book is based quite a bit on Marlantes' personal experience as a 2nd Lieutenant. He is a highly decorated Marine and a Rhodes Scholar to boot. Marlantes worked on the book for 35 years before it was published.)

For those of you interested in a great read, a gripping account of war and the boys and men who fight it, this book should not be overlooked. There is not a gratuitous passage in it and in my view it is a very honest rendering.

Highest marks.

Thanks Elliott. I've been meaning to read that one. I just downloaded it to my Nook.
 
Thanks Elliott. I've been meaning to read that one. I just downloaded it to my Nook.

You're welcome, Gary. If you think of it, let me know your thoughts on the book as the opportunity presents.
 
Just thought I'd share a quick-pic with y'all here of what a decent Winter time sunset picture looks like in the south lands of the Sunshine state. Just took this one before dark this evening..

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Anthony
 
Gorgeous! We don't have mountains to look at, here in Florida, but we are blessed with many beautiful sunsets like that picture.
 
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