Clean jokes...

[GmpaJim]

Frosty the Snowman came from a disfunctional home.
Both his parents were flakes.

 

[GmpaJim]

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buccanhat.

 

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[PQGK]

Sad fact. In the Christmas Carol "Santa Claus is coming to town" You effectively singing about being good for your stalker to make him happy

And I quote:
He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake
He knows if you been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake

 

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[Bob Denman]

 

[XJ-linux]

Is is pronounced Ha-WWWWaaee, or Ha-VVVVaaee?

Ha-VVVVaaee.

Thank you.

You're Velcome.

 

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[Bob Denman]

 

[AmericanEDC]

Wife asked this morning if I'd seen the dog bowl.

I responded, didn't know he could.

 

[AmericanEDC]

What does an 85 year old Costco shopper smell like?

"Depends"