Clean jokes...

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1969 Ford concept wagon.
If Ford would've put this into production, there would be A LOT more people my age around today!

 

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The Meaning of a Miracle from the "Old Farmer's Almanac" Summer Edition ~ {Boys Town} Saving Children Healing Families

Having preached a sermon on miracles, a priest in Ireland, while walking homeward, was asked by one of his congregations' to explain what a miracle meant.

" it's a miracle you want to understand?" asked the clergyman. "Then walk on ahead a little and I'll think on how I can explain it to you." After the man had walked on a bit, the priest came after him and gave him a swift tremendous kick.

"Ow-ow-ow!" roared the man. What did you go and do that for?"

"Did you feel it?" asked the priest.

"To be sure, I did," replied the man.

"Well, then, it would of been a "Miracle" if you had not."

 

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EDC reaches the funnies.

 

[GmpaJim]

An electronics technician (tron), walks up to the tool room and asks to check out a wrench.
The toolie says, OK, what size wrench do you need?
The tron replies, better make it a big one, I’m going to use it for a hammer…

 

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Got this in an email from a friend in California.
He got it from a friend of his, who is in Pueblo, Colorado.
In my opinion, I think every man can speak fluent Puebloese...

You are never too old to learn something new...
I LOVE YOU IN 10 LANGUAGES
English……………….. I Love You
Chinese …………………Wo Ai Ni
French………………… Je T'aime
German ………………..Ich Liebe Dich
Italian ………………….Ti Amo
Japanese ……………….Ai Shite Imasu
Spanish………………. Te Amo
Pueblo CO………….Nice Tits.

 

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Ok,i came up with a joke.

What do you call mexican blanket handle scales?

Cabron fiber

 

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[Knives&Lint]

I may be a lonely schizophrenic, but at least I have each other