Cool names for knives!

[TheEdge01]

A few extra names Tops could use:

Tops MeatPealer
Tops Skinsplitter
Tops Bonewhittler
Tops Amputater
Tops Sliceofdeath
Tops Carotidseverer
Tops Lungpuncturer
Tops Paralyzer

 

[LG&M]

I will be coming out with my new design soon.
I am calling it
Knifey- Mc - knifeface.

 

[danbot]

I will be coming out with my new design soon.
I am calling it
Knifey- Mc - knifeface.

I think I will name mine "Not Guilty"!

 

[USMCPOP]

I will be coming out with my new design soon.
I am calling it
Knifey- Mc - knifeface.

???

 

[BladeScout]

I will be coming out with my new design soon.
I am calling it
Knifey- Mc - knifeface.

You instantly revealed from whence you hail, Boaty*

What a farce ....and hilarious at the same time.

*Those who know, know ... and those who dont....well, they dont

 

[BladeScout]

???

Its a British thing.

Started as a joke and then snowballed

Boaty McBoatface
https://qz.com/931170/boaty-mcboatf...ritish-submarine-working-on-serious-business/

Boaty McBoatface aka RRS Sir David Attenborough
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36225652

 

[Valyrian steel]

Umnumzaan IS MY CURRENT FAVORITE

 

[b00n]

Its a British thing.

Started as a joke and then snowballed

Boaty McBoatface
https://qz.com/931170/boaty-mcboatf...ritish-submarine-working-on-serious-business/

Boaty McBoatface aka RRS Sir David Attenborough
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36225652

Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Wheeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney for the snow plow was even better

 

[BTGuy]

The CRK Mmmmmmmmmmmnandi is very nice. Boker Exskelibur makes me think of medieval times. I've been tempted on more than one occasion to tape some wings on my Spyderco Dragonfly.

 

[tyyreaun]

Uh...wut?

Stick a puukko into a squishy meatsack and see what sound it makes!

 

[BladeScout]

Stick a puukko into a squishy meatsack and see what sound it makes!

.....wooow ...

 

[b00n]

Stick a puukko into a squishy meatsack and see what sound it makes!

The closest I can think of that I would be saying that resembles Puuko if you stab me is Fookyuuu.

 

[BladeScout]

Stick a puukko into a squishy meatsack and see what sound it makes!

Whose 'meatsack' have you punctured with a Puukko then?

 

[Therom]

I like Inkosi and insingo... guess that I will have to push the button on an insingo Inkosi sooner or later

IMO Spyderco has good names : paramilitary, salt, Delica, native...

 

[tyyreaun]

Whose 'meatsack' have you punctured with a Puukko then?

What, you've never cut open a fresh steaming haggis?

Mmm, haggis...

 

[BladeScout]

What, you've never cut open a fresh steaming haggis?

Mmm, haggis...

Instead of 'Puukko,' Haggis is more liable to tell you; "Yer bum's oot the windae!"

 

[USMCPOP]

What, you've never cut open a fresh steaming haggis?

Mmm, haggis...

I just knew something like that was coming.

 

[Lapedog]

I like Inkosi and insingo... guess that I will have to push the button on an insingo Inkosi sooner or later

IMO Spyderco has good names : paramilitary, salt, Delica, native...

Spyderco has great naming conventions where they don’t give their knives violent sounding names. The worst I can think of are paramility, military and warrior and that is overall not that bad in the scheme of things.

Their most vicious looking knife is called the civillian! What’s next a 6 inch folding stiletto named the housewife? They have a big new bowie called the Respect. I’m waiting on their punch dagger which I heard they were planning on naming the “well adjusted calm pacifist”

 

[USMCPOP]

What, you've never cut open a fresh steaming haggis?

Mmm, haggis...

I've been a vegetarian for 45
years now. But I still have an imaginition.

 

[Hackenslash]

I'm waiting for a special run of SAK Jetsetters (a Classic with scissors instead of a blade) all in black DLC.

They'll call it the "Dark Ops".