Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

[EngrSorenson]

All joking aside, I'm surprised that the amount of people who open bags of chips the boring regular way are so dominant.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Kenny, you're really working it today...

...just sayin'.

Not Kenny, this is Dan's goat rope.

 

[Danke42]

All joking aside, I'm surprised that the amount of people who open bags of chips the boring regular way are so dominant.

That's what everyone likes about us.

 

[ShaiHulud]

When I was 6 years old maybe I decided I'd help open my dad's dorito bag for him and use the garage machete to do it, the machete was very dull but I didn't understand that would be a problem at the time so I took the machete into the kitchen and sat up the doritos and swung the machete at the top of the bag like a bat and 3 things happened:
1.The bag popped and sent dorito bits every where
2. A lot of it got on the dog and turned him orange
3. I had to clean up the entire kitchen and wash the dog in the bathtub

 

[Blues]

Thanks, Neb, but I wasn't simply referring (only) to Kenny's masterful contributions in this thread.

I was admiring the totality of his work.

Thanks for the assist, though.

 

[Hammer67]

All joking aside, I'm surprised that the amount of people who open bags of chips the boring regular way are so dominant.

Welcome to the Age of Barbarious.

 

[jbmonkey]

All joking aside, I'm surprised that the amount of people who open bags of chips the boring regular way are so dominant.

and this is where it would be a moment for.......I told ya.....

 

[Hammer67]

You know what's wrong with society these days?

No one eats chips from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

 

[EngrSorenson]

and this is where it would be a moment for.......I told ya.....

it's still stupid, and a hate it.
-foot stamp-

 

[mitchnola]

What do crossfitters, vegans and 10mm guys all have in common?

They'll all let you know it within 10 seconds of starting a conversation.

Ya forgot one, CRK guys

 

[EngrSorenson]

You know what's wrong with society these days?

No one eats chips from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

... Buy a skrama.

 

[Hammer67]

... Buy a skrama.

I have 3.

 

[Blues]

You know what's wrong with society these days?

No one eats chips from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

Nor listens to their women's lamentations...

 

[Blues]

@King of the Cheese

Kenny, come back...I was only fooling about.

This thread needs you.

 

[EngrSorenson]

I have 3.

Oh I know... that was an advertisement for everyone else.
The halls of Skramhalla know your name well.

 

[RHINOKNIVES]

I voted Use my knife, but it really depends on my mood at the time, Sometimes the Barbaric rip it open is the only way to go!

 

[Hammer67]

@King of the Cheese

Kenny, come back...I was only fooling about.

This thread needs you.

Oh I know... that was an advertisement for everyone else.
The halls of Skramhalla know your name well.

 

[Blues]

So, maybe "need" was too strong a term...

 

[Ruari]

All joking aside, I'm surprised that the amount of people who open bags of chips the boring regular way are so dominant.

Yes, there were some bold assertions made that knife would be the no.1, I always thought most would just barbarian it open.

 

[EngrSorenson]

Yes, there were some bold assertions made that knife would be the no.1, I always thought most would just barbarian it open.

oh yeah, sure, after the results are in you say that... sheesh.