Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

  • Yes, and that's the correct answer

    Votes: 79 40.5%
  • Yes, but I'm going to lie and say I don't

    Votes: 7 3.6%
  • No; I use scissors

    Votes: 7 3.6%
  • No; I rip the bag like a barbarian

    Votes: 80 41.0%
  • I'm not allowed to eat potato chips

    Votes: 11 5.6%
  • "Another way" - JbMonkey

    Votes: 11 5.6%

  • Total voters
    195
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We do things differently in Canada. When I want to open a bag of ketchup or dill pickle chips, I use my M777 Howitzer.
It was hard enough sneaking my knives and guns into this psych ward, I don't think a howitzer will fly. Well maybe I can park in the lot for when they let me out.
 
Popcorn.

So many flavors of chips.
I asked the grandson if he ever had "mashed potato" chips....?
"No".
I smashed his bag of chips. " There you go".

If you need a tool to open a bag of chips, you probably shouldn't admit it.
😉
Well at least you'll be able to get out of a wet paper bag if the need arose.
 
I usually open bags of chips by pulling them apart at the top seam but last year when I had surgery and my arm was in a sling for about two weeks I used my knife to cut the bag open. I tried scissors but being right handed I was to awkward to use them left handed 😆 I just sat down in my chair with the bag between my legs to hold the bag steady and used my knife like a pro.

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Nah I’m not that coordinated Id probably fall outta the chair and smash the chips, hurt myself and my feet stink anyway so that’s not a sanitary solution to the problem. 😆
Yes, but after you’re done your feet should smell like chips instead of old cheese. Well, maybe chips and onion dip. But still it’s a step in the right direction.
 
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