LMAO, brother. I trust our new friend,
@jheis , can take a little good-natured ribbing as he's managed to stir the pot a bit himself recently at BF's friendliest thread.

I'm sure there are those here who would even be happy to help him with posting pics of
his properly identified knives, as that process is often a head-scratcher to the uninitiated.
For my part, I'm quite in love with my newly acquired Chris Reeve Knives Large Inkosi Insingo (birthdate October 25, 2017), and am having considerable trouble setting it aside.