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Well, the collards sucked donkey balls. Unbeknownst to me, the wife followed a new recipe and put a ton of sugar in them.
Inedible. Plain and simple. Where I come from, sugar doesn't touch collards, turnip greens, mustard greens, kale, or any other kind of greens.
Meat/fat grease, maybe some meat, salt, water, greens. That's it. I wouldn't eat the collards, which pissed off SWMBO, because she worked her butt off cooking them today.
Collards went on the compost pile, I went to the grocery store, and now I have a simmering pot of turnip/mustard greens on the stove.
All is well again in Casa de Guyon. Except for the pissed-off significant other, who seems to be cooling down and playing with the children.
She did make me some more corn bread while I was gone to the grocery store, so all can't be lost.![]()
That turned out better than my education on these matters.
A few years ago, I came home from a hard day to a "new chicken recipe" that was so bad I couldn't eat it. Being the King of my Castle, I opened the back door and tossed plate and all to the dog. This felt really good for about two seconds until I followed the plate out the back door propelled by a size seven planted squarely in my ass. Now, when we have a "new recipe" it's always "Wow, this is delicious".