Ethan's Spring Gathering May 18,19,20

Murphnuge said:
People, I work hourly. I don't have the money for these lavish "monthly baths" y'all can afford. I'm still on the quarterly plan. 1 bath every 3 months. You don't have to stand down wind.
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We could always just take him down to the lake and throw him in!
 
Murphnuge said:
Damn, Southerners have weak noses.
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Whoa there, Jarhead.

More comments on my Southern Heritage, we can add bareknuckle fighting to the Gathering list of stuff goin' in on.

Now, I'm gonna go sit on the porch and drink my mint julep, and try not to get my manicure screwed up.

:D

Moose
 
tradewater said:
Try a "white tornado". Strip off, lay in the bed of the pickup and run it through the car wash. Intense yet effective. Skip the hot wax though....
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+1 on this -- and the best part is, the brushes tickle! (stay away from the brushless ones <shudder>)
 
Moosez45 said:
Whoa there, Jarhead.

More comments on my Southern Heritage, we can add bareknuckle fighting to the Gathering list of stuff goin' in on.

Now, I'm gonna go sit on the porch and drink my mint julep, and try not to get my manicure screwed up.

:D

Moose
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'Rasslin???? woohoo!
 
Murphnuge said:
Don't be fooled. Moose finds ways to touch you. "Rasslin ", "bare knuckle fighting", "good game, etc.. You just have to tell yourself, "no, I will not be a victim anymore!":D
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Keep tellin' yourself that. Keep repeating it over and over as you curl up in the fetal position, rocking back and forth in the shower.

Then, accept the truth.

"Yes, I will."

Moose
 
usually I'm the one folks dont wanna go ''campin'' with...and y'all are makin ME nervous! LMAO
 
Moosez45 said:
Keep tellin' yourself that. Keep repeating it over and over as you curl up in the fetal position, rocking back and forth in the shower.

Then, accept the truth.

"Yes, I will."

Moose
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The shower would've been a LOT cleaner. Downrange in the outhouse*shudder*....
 
Will the puke contest be for distance, height, or volume this year? That's all I need to know.
 
I thought we were going for "vivid" this year -- last year was too monochromatic.
I wanna see some true technicolor yawns this round!
 
tradewater said:
Will the puke contest be for distance, height, or volume this year? That's all I need to know.
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1066vik said:
I thought we were going for "vivid" this year -- last year was too monochromatic.
I wanna see some true technicolor yawns this round!
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You are both right. We are diversifying the comp this year, with more points awarded in each category, to offset some challenges others had last year.

Good questions.

Moose
 
Oh, I forgot to mention this, and I'll be sure and remind everyone that shows up,

I sleep with a loaded gun. So, if you are thinking late night pranks are funny, well, they might be for some, others, not so much.

Moose
 
For those that have never been Tradewatered, well, it is refreshing, like a tobasco enema. Why do you think Moose now sleeps with a loaded gun?
 
Moosez45 said:
Oh, I forgot to mention this, and I'll be sure and remind everyone that shows up,

I sleep with a loaded gun. So, if you are thinking late night pranks are funny, well, they might be for some, others, not so much.

Moose
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It is a good thing that your pea shooter didn't go off when your hammock hit the deck with you in it! :eek:
 
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