Extremely unhappy customer

[talonner]

"Where is Zobair Bary? I have to arrest him and give him some police brutality and then take him to gaol."

"FOUND HIM!"

"HALT!"

The riot squad arrives.

 

[gajinoz]

We've all been had boys and girls. This entire thing has been an elaborate troll.

In a way it's been pretty impressive, as far as trolling goes. First somebody starts a thread which is clearly demented. Then the opposite party suddenly turns up and "explains" the nonsense and how the OP is a nutter, then we get more nonsense that becomes increasingly ridiculous as time goes on.

If this is not the case, this guy is clearly insane.

 

[talonner]

Ok men, time to beat the crap out of this immigrant thief who refuses to adopt our laws, customs and culture. Let's go in."

"He's resisting arrest!!"

"Nothing to see here people, it's just Zobair Bary getting a beating."

"Excuse me officer, what did he do?"

"Oh, well he's a crook, a liar, a fraud, an immigrant, and his name is Zobair Bary. Do you need to know anymore?"

"No officer. SEND IN THE SPSU TEAM."

"Yes ma'am!"

The SPSU team returns

"Is he dead?"

"No ma'am, but he is beaten to a bloody pulp and we shot his kneecaps out. He is still going to gaol."

Bystanders start cheering.

"Let's shoot him again just for fun."

More cheering. Random sexy women start taking their clothes off. A stray dog walks by and pisses on Zobair Bary. A bird flies overhead and mistakes his manhood for a wriggly worm, and eats it.

 

[talonner]

For those just joining us:

Kizlyar make great knives. Their Australian distributor Zobair Bary is expensive, a fraud, a criminal, a liar and dishonest. Do not do business with him. More pictures of him can be found in the first post of this thread.

 

[rookie4real]

He is crazy indeed.

 

[talonner]

Hey taloner. How much compensation do you want? How much needed to keep Zobair out of jail?

It's too late now. He had ample opportunity. He won't email, phone, or address me in his forum posts. He lied about offering me a refund.

He is in the wrong.

I can buy new knives elsewhere, no problem.

He is a criminal.

And he is going to gaol. You can't put a price on that.

 

[Haze]

I get the feeling there may be some shark food on the cards.

 

[SIFU1A]

Your clearly talking out the zipper on the side of your head.

Its been a magical and fantastic 10 pages but this is all BS.

gotta agree with ya bud lol, 100% unadultrated bullshit no doubt.

 

[talonner]

I'll show you the court transcripts when it happens.

Zobair Bary is going to gaol.

 

[Doug C]

Splash !! :yawn:

 

[IVANKERLEY]

now quit splashing it'll only make them come quicker...
ivan

 

[jill jackson]

 

[talonner]

Is that Elaine Marley from the Monkey Island(tm) games?

 

[LorenzoL]

talonner, back to your cage!
Haze, where did you get that shark picture, it is awesome? It looks like even the shark is posing...

 

[Doug C]

Haze, where did you get that shark picture, it is awesome? It looks like even the shark is posing...

That's Bruce, from the movie, JAWS.

 

[LorenzoL]

I think it is awesome!

 

[LorenzoL]

Although I think somebody used this picture:

What about this one?

 

[Esav Benyamin]

I suppose a comment about this thread having jumped the shark is appropriate at this point. Please restrict comments to the issue at hand. The original poster may be trying to turn this into a circus but we don't need to help him. We are in the FEEDBACK forum, NOT Whine & Cheese. The thread will be locked if this continues.

Further infractions can be given out.

 

[Deadhead Archer]

He also asked me if I go hunting. I told him not anymore, just for people these days.

then asks if I go hunting, I say just for people

I don't need to get the cops involved. A friendly face to face chat would be nice, as he doesn't want to talk over the phone.

I can't track down his address online that easily. Help internet savvy people?

I'll make one out of Zobair Bary leather.

I wonder how big his balls are, they must be huge. Will look nice with a bit of taxidermy mounted to the wall.

At what point does this stuff get to be considered death threats? I don't think there is any question that the OP has a few screws loose and may be a danger to those around him.

 

[tendy]

Plain and simple, the man is making death threats at this point. However where he comes from, the planet IMNUTTIERTHANAFRUITCAKE, this is apparently acceptable behaviour