I want my money back but not a refund.
I never want to deal with Zobair at all but I want my money back
I want the knives I wanted and with warranty cards(???

???)
I want my money back, but not my money back
I plan on sending Zobair to
JAIL (goal is hockey talk) as soon as I am no longer certified as nucking futs.
I want a refund, but not a refund, but a refund but it has to be a check because you can stop payment on a money order

, but I want my money back unless I can have the knives I wanted before this all happened but I refuse to deal with Zobair bary at all unless I can get my money back or the knives with warranty cards so I can harass the shitt out of the knife makers when I claim the knives are defective because the edge is thinner than the spine and that zobair Bary rubbed sandpaper on them while I was cutting a watermelon that my neighbor's pet kangaroo gave to me for Passover.
I want my money back and Zobair Bary is going to jail as soon as the Police stop calling me a looney tune. Zobair will go to jail as soon as the police stop buying knives, sandpaper, sheathes, and nut sniffing kangaroos from Zobair Bary.
I want my money back, but not a refund because refunds can be unrefunded, but I want those knives undefaced before Zobair Bary defaces them while at my doorstep when he tries to give me my money back but I don't want my money back.
Phew!!!!!................Time for Xanax!!!

