Tonight, after the last two days of hectivites (hectic-activities), and the phone call from my brother out on the highway in three inches of snow, I'm having a nice pint of Hobgoblin, and checking out the edge on my Recluse after the workout it got earlier today cutting heavy mill visqueen. I would have given the Raptor a good wookout...but alas the little woman borrowed it today when we went into town...since I sold off her edc, the Bushboot.
The conversation went something like this:
Her: I'm taking this one today.
Me: My Raptor? Why?
Her: You sold mine.
Me: Yes, but now you can carry the blue Recluse, it's blue and gold (cornflower blue, natural canvas), those are your favorite colors.
Her: Yes, great for around the property and when we go to the woods, but not into town.
Me: Why not? I carry my black Recluse everywhere. I just carried it into stores and restaurants in three different counties yesterday.
Her: Yes, but your like 6'-2" and 275 pounds, it doesn't look so big on your belt. I'm a LOT smaller than you.
Me: So what, your're a woman, it blue, it's sheeple friendly. Besides, anyone who talks to you for a few minutes will know immediately that you are a sociology/cultural anthropology major who is much more likely to talk somebody to death than to stab them with a knife. It'll be fine.
Her: *Beaming smile* I'm taking this one, you should contemplate a smaller blue one.
Me: *siiiigh* Fine, whatever. Can we go eat breakfast now?
Yep, I think Imma have me another pint lol