Fiddleback Secret Santa

Hmmm...there is a blond model I work with sometimes who has long blond hair that could possibly pass for Legolas' hair. Most of the guys I know who know her wouldn't mind collecting a few of her hairs at any rate :D
 
In case anyone is wondering, the "Steakhouse Burrito" doesn't taste like anything from the steakhouse...and I'm not sure it's an actual burrito. But let's just all agree that the Double-decker Taco was invented by Jesus himself for those days when you can make water into wine, but you can't seem to make a poo.

Facts folks, I'm just sharing facts.


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Instant classic Justen! Made my day. And here i thought i was the only heavy metal vibraphone player. [emoji38]

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I have to print this thread out to save it for those days when I need a double decker taco but can't make poo...
 
im not going to get into that other mess....but a double decker taco is the $hi7
 
There are 99 problems that I have, but the likes of this isn't one. Swiss watch makers routinely come to me for my regularity and precision timed movements. I guess it's my Navy upbringing and the fact that what the time is is directly connected to where the hell we are, have combined to make me a virtual time keeping machine. (BTW, you don't want to use any of my movements for any sort of "poop test." The timings are very regular, but the algorithm's output is anything but standard.)

Official US time

I could post pictures if you really want.
 
Sorry guys I will be posting an intro post soon. As soon as things slow down and I can thInk. I actually hate thinking of things about me
 
swonut said:
There are 99 problems that I have, but the likes of this isn't one. Swiss watch makers routinely come to me for my regularity and precision timed movements. I guess it's my Navy upbringing and the fact that what the time is is directly connected to where the hell we are, have combined to make me a virtual time keeping machine. (BTW, you don't want to use any of my movements for any sort of "poop test." The timings are very regular, but the algorithm's output is anything but standard.)

Official US time

I could post pictures if you really want.
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I skimmed this post while not really paying attention and thought you were paraphrasing Jay Z. Oh how wrong I was.
 
^ Ha, me too!

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Odaon said:
I skimmed this post while not really paying attention and thought you were paraphrasing Jay Z. Oh how wrong I was.
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What can I say, I'm an icon of pop culture.

BT BT (That's navy for changing the conversation topic)

If you've never read Lattitude, and you are remotely interested in timekeeping or navigation, then you really should. It's often on the Barnes and Noble deep discounted racks up front. It's a stellar (pun) read.
 
Holy heck! I haven't read most of this thread, until I checked in on it today. Page 4 is a really disturbing conversation to walk into half way through.

(i'm sorry i missed it...)
 
If there is still a spot open, I will jump into the mix. Anything outdoors related.

Thanks,

Tod
 
hasco said:
If there is still a spot open, I will jump into the mix. Anything outdoors related.

Thanks,

Tod
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Yeah hasco, you are in. That's the spirit. PM me your contact info and I'll get you squared away.


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Dang how'd you find out about that saddle errr uhhhh ahem them saddles ??


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