G-shark's snarks (and other associated ramblings)

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mountainmist said:
I like snow. What Hoss said.
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mountainmist said:
yo hoss, I used to live in COLORADO, as a matter of fact I moved to Kentucky this year in June. I lived on the western slope, by Glenwood springs if you no where that is
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Heard of it but I'm not too familiar with it. Only lived here in SoCo since April 2012 and I'm not too fond of what I've seen north of CO Springs. I haven't checked out too much of the state.
 
Jonny1280 said:
I haven't seen K-9 Handler in awhile.
I miss that 'ol boy.



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K-9 has done some work for me so I have his email. I thought the same thing about a month ago and sent him a message seeing if he was O.K. He responded back saying he was having some heath issues but didnt elaborate. I send him another email and check on him.
 
Cheese and rice! I slip into the MRI center for a couple of hours and all you guys can come up with is discussions about the weather? What are you, a bunch of old men? Let's have some snark, fer cryin' in the sink!

Hoss, I'll say it right now, while you might be open to listening: you can't not have a 7. or a 10. or 12, or 3 or 4 or whatever else you have not in your Kingly court. You need, need, need them ALL. Otherwise, the King hasn't got a full court...you know, "one king to rule them all" and such. Go without food if you have to. Go without sleep if you must. Do not forsake beer, for all those who quest must quench their thirst with some magic elixir of sustenance; the blood of unicorns will also suffice. Your fealty to the King must be absolute, your resolve unshakable, your mission unimpeachable. Fail in this task, and ye shall suffer the jeers and taunts of the Dark Lord Bladite....and deep in the hollow well of your soul will grow a blackness, the foul stench of your dereliction your only companion for the rest of your years. Succeed, however, and you shall be surrounded by houris and angels, lauded and praised by the rest of His court, respected and praised by citizens of the realm; living, forthwith and in perpetuity, in the radiance and grace of your powerful and benevolent King.

Plus, you'll have one hell of a collection to lord over (most of) the rest of the forum. You can't not have 'em all.
 
I seldomly drink soft drinks. (Not when there's beer to be drank) but I occasionally like a good cold bottle of Big Red. I accidentally purchased a zero calorie Big Red today, and I must say ladies and gentlemen that that sh!t is dreadfull! The lady that fills our vending machines here at work intentionally placed them in the machine with the labels in so you couldn't tell it was the zero calorie one................that Bitch! :grumpy:
 
bigghoss said:
Heard of it but I'm not too familiar with it. Only lived here in SoCo since April 2012 and I'm not too fond of what I've seen north of CO Springs. I haven't checked out too much of the state.
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Glenwood Springs has some pretty decent beer (and root beer, if you're into it). I was never that fond of SoCo. Crime rate was too high (Colorado Springs is pretty high up there in the state for crimes against people and property). Fort Collins is probably my favorite city in the state. People there are SUPER nice. Had a state trooper bring me coffee and donuts while I was waiting for a tow truck because my car broke down by the highway up there. And they'll actually keep right except to pass, rather than speeding up to c--k block you like they do around Colorado Springs.

Feel free to come and visit me here in Parker. Mauser needs to stop by once we can both get some time off and finish his knife too...
 
granitestateofmind said:
..... and you shall be surrounded by houris and angels, lauded and praised by the rest of His court, respected and praised by citizens of the realm......
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Well, I have all those and I haven't seen any houris or angels. Just a wife who asks pointed questions about why I need so many knives when I only have two hands. "And how much did all those cost?" says she. Not received any respect either. :D
 
granitestateofmind said:
still has that new knife smell!
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You have some good nostrils on you :D

And you are correct! I went and took a whiff just to see LMAO

Ill have to remedy that later this evening. Slice up some cardboard and put a few scuffs on her and knock off the new smell.

She is going to have to wait until after the winter to really get out and play though.
 
granitestateofmind said:
Hoss, I'll say it right now, while you might be open to listening: you can't not have a 7. or a 10. or 12, or 3 or 4 or whatever else you have not in your Kingly court. You need, need, need them ALL. Otherwise, the King hasn't got a full court...you know, "one king to rule them all" and such. Go without food if you have to. Go without sleep if you must. Do not forsake beer, for all those who quest must quench their thirst with some magic elixir of sustenance; the blood of unicorns will also suffice. Your fealty to the King must be absolute, your resolve unshakable, your mission unimpeachable. Fail in this task, and ye shall suffer the jeers and taunts of the Dark Lord Bladite....and deep in the hollow well of your soul will grow a blackness, the foul stench of your dereliction your only companion for the rest of your years. Succeed, however, and you shall be surrounded by houris and angels, lauded and praised by the rest of His court, respected and praised by citizens of the realm; living, forthwith and in perpetuity, in the radiance and grace of your powerful and benevolent King.

Plus, you'll have one hell of a collection to lord over (most of) the rest of the forum. You can't not have 'em all.
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I already have a decent collection to lord over most of ya'll, even if they ain't all beckers. I might get a 4 and 5 for S&G but I'm not getting a 3, I despise chisel grinds.


crimsonfalcon07 said:
Glenwood Springs has some pretty decent beer (and root beer, if you're into it). I was never that fond of SoCo. Crime rate was too high (Colorado Springs is pretty high up there in the state for crimes against people and property). Fort Collins is probably my favorite city in the state. People there are SUPER nice. Had a state trooper bring me coffee and donuts while I was waiting for a tow truck because my car broke down by the highway up there. And they'll actually keep right except to pass, rather than speeding up to c--k block you like they do around Colorado Springs.

Feel free to come and visit me here in Parker. Mauser needs to stop by once we can both get some time off and finish his knife too...
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I've driven North on I25 up into Wyoming a few times and it seems that from the springs all the way to the state line is choked with dingleberries, but that's just the interstate. Haven't gotten off to explore any up there. It does seem like someone is always getting murdered in the springs but I haven't heard of too much of that kind of craziness down here, and I used to live in a really bad apartment complex.
 
Ray Settanta said:
Well, I have all those and I haven't seen any houris or angels. Just a wife who asks pointed questions about why I need so many knives when I only have two hands. "And how much did all those cost?" says she. Not received any respect either. :D
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...and have you also imbibed of the blood of unicorns?
 
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