G-shark's snarks (and other associated ramblings)

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gmoneyluv said:
Enjoying the first cup pf coffee of the day. Slow start. How's everyone else doing. I know Todd is off at his son's basketball game. What's everyone else got on the sched?

I'm gonna grab a sheet of plywood so we can mount our new Eva Lopez training board. My elbow is finally feeling good enough to start training.
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Great news! I am doing the same thing as yesterday.....nothing much. Later, I will be trying to herd my kids into the playroom for a little (:glee:HA!) clean up. Fun stuff.
 
I'm supposed to be helping one of the local sheriff move some stuff today. Unfortunately he is running behind. We were supposed to be leaving at 8:45 to go get the truck and he STILL is asleep... Despite a phone call and a text. Trying not to be too naggy but I gotta get this done cause I got other stuff to do today! Currently I'm only one cup of coffee in (probably why I'm slightly irritable) but I need to get this done!
 
mountainmist said:
Hey guys this is the 47th snark thread! how about ''The 48th annual Snark Thread'' for the next one?
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But, they're not annual. This one's only been going a week!

Maybe something like, "Here comes number 48, Snarkasaurus, rounding the bend..."
 
cbwoods67 said:
...I will have a drink for Mike, since he is not able. Cheers.
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Thank you. I hope you enjoy it!

So this Irishman enters a bar in Boston, sits down and orders 3 beers. The guy next to him says "Hey, how come you're drinking three beers at once?" The Irishman explains that he is one of triplets and since his brothers live overseas, once a month they would each go out and have one beer or each of the others, sort of a living memorial. The Irishman continues to frequent the bar and make friends with the locals, and once a month, sits down and orders three beers, which by now is an oft-told story. All his friends have come to expect this, until one day, on the regular day where he would normally order 3 beers, he orders 2 instead. All the friends see this and are a little concerned. One of them finally approaches the Irishman and asks: "Hey, buddy, is everything all right with your brothers? I mean, we were noticing...well....did something happen to one of them?" The Irishman looks at the guy and says, "Why no, 'dere all fine." "So why only 2 beers, then? I mean, you always have 3...for your brothers....and we thought maybe...". The Irishman looks at him, finally realizes what this buddy is trying to get at, and explains: "Oh, no, me brudders, 'dere alive and well. Dat's who 'dese teo beers is fer. I meself have given up drinkin' fer Lent."
 
Jerry D. said:
I'm a couple of cups in just being lazy. I need to help clean up before some future inlaws come down for a visit this evening. I'm also sitting here looking at the clock counting down the time until the brewery opens to run downtown and get a few growlers filled.
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I like your focus!
 
granitestateofmind said:
Thank you. I hope you enjoy it!

So this Irishman enters a bar in Boston, sits down and orders 3 beers. The guy next to him says "Hey, how come you're drinking three beers at once?" The Irishman explains that he is one of triplets and since his brothers live overseas, once a month they would each go out and have one beer or each of the others, sort of a living memorial. The Irishman continues to frequent the bar and make friends with the locals, and once a month, sits down and orders three beers, which by now is an oft-told story. All his friends have come to expect this, until one day, on the regular day where he would normally order 3 beers, he orders 2 instead. All the friends see this and are a little concerned. One of them finally approaches the Irishman and asks: "Hey, buddy, is everything all right with your brothers? I mean, we were noticing...well....did something happen to one of them?" The Irishman looks at the guy and says, "Why no, 'dere all fine." "So why only 2 beers, then? I mean, you always have 3...for your brothers....and we thought maybe...". The Irishman looks at him, finally realizes what this buddy is trying to get at, and explains: "Oh, no, me brudders, 'dere alive and well. Dat's who 'dese teo beers is fer. I meself have given up drinkin' fer Lent."
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LMAO good one!!
 
worldwood said:
LMAO good one!!
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Thanks! Took too damn long to type it, tho. Glad someone enjoyed it, although it's funnier (IMO) when told with a brogue...hard to do with print.

How's the caffeine withdrawal going? I've been off the sauce for a couple weeks, probably easier for me, what with the other pains demanding my attention.
Your package is finally on it's way...should see it Monday or Tuesday. Thanks again.
 
granitestateofmind said:
Thanks! Took too damn long to type it, tho. Glad someone enjoyed it, although it's funnier (IMO) when told with a brogue...hard to do with print.

How's the caffeine withdrawal going? I've been off the sauce for a couple weeks, probably easier for me, what with the other pains demanding my attention.
Your package is finally on it's way...should see it Monday or Tuesday. Thanks again.
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I dont even notice the caffeine withdraw right now, cheap brandy works wonders. Wife and kids went to the grandparents house for the day, a mix of more cheap brandy and some cheap vodka is on the menu for today.

And thanks man i look forward to the package!!
 
Almost at fifty again. This snark went fast!
Thanks for the wishing me luck guys. I hope I can post a positive message in a couple of days ;)
 
Galeocerdoshark said:
Almost at fifty again. This snark went fast!
Thanks for the wishing me luck guys. I hope I can post a positive message in a couple of days ;)
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I think I speak for everyone when I say we hope you can, too. Maybe having your name on the thread will bring luck....of course maybe you're just qualified for the job, no luck needed.
 
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