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daizee said:
fill the birdbath.
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If the gate to the back wasn't locked, I'd just water the lawn. However it is locked and I don't feel like dealing with the cops coming to bust me as I jump the 7 foot privacy fence, probably end up castrating myself on the top of it, falling off and breaking my leg and having to hobble to the hospital next door.

I could just walk across the parking lot to the hospital next door I bet.
 
Chameleonbear said:
I could just walk across the parking lot to the hospital next door I bet.
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I was just gonna say, go straight to the hospital and skip the injuries. Tell them you have a bladder inflation. :-D
 
I was sitting on the couch and watching TV with my wife this afternoon when I pulled a folder out of my pocket and began to open and close it. She looked over at me and said, "New knife?" I think she's on to me.
 
Lmao, thats when you reverse it on her....

Say, what do you mean... dont you remeber we talked about this knife.... you never listen to me..... Am i not important to you... dont you care about me and the things i love.....How could you forget already....

She will never ask about a knife again lmao
 
Ray Settanta said:
I was sitting on the couch and watching TV with my wife this afternoon when I pulled a folder out of my pocket and began to open and close it. She looked over at me and said, "New knife?" I think she's on to me.
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See that's the real reason to have a bunch of knives and regularly buy/sell/trade them. Camouflage. Trying to find a needle in a stack of needles. Impossible to keep track of :D

Buy a used knife in the exchange. "Is that new knife." "Hmmm does it look new?"

I keed I keed, honesty is the best policy. Just tell her "why yes it is, thanks for noticing" :D
 
worldwood said:
Lmao, thats when you reverse it on her....

Say, what do you mean... dont you remeber we talked about this knife.... you never listen to me..... Am i not important to you... dont you care about me and the things i love.....How could you forget already....

She will never ask about a knife again lmao
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Damn that's good. :D
 
Cam has skillz....

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Chameleonbear said:
So, this after my original plan for this weekend busted, I decided to say screw it, I'm currently in Springfield, Ill. I came to see family. Now I am just waiting for them to get home, the only problem... I really have to pee. NOT GOOD!
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It sucks you didn't make it down to my neck of the woods Jared. I was ready to put your ass to work! ;)
 
TMHunt said:
It sucks you didn't make it down to my neck of the woods Jared. I was ready to put your ass to work! ;)
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He says as murph stumbles out the back room sweating heavily while wearing nothing but a pair of underwear and crocs...

:D
 
DJG097 said:
He says as murph stumbles out the back room sweating heavily while wearing nothing but a pair of underwear and crocs...

:D
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I just hope the underwear were his, and that he didn't have them on backwards...

eehh... I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Doc
 
my inner sight has been struck blind.
 
Looks good cold-for my bday my sister brought me over some homemade cream cheese stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon (made from fresh peppers) brought tears to my eyes:D
 
Ray Settanta said:
I was sitting on the couch and watching TV with my wife this afternoon when I pulled a folder out of my pocket and began to open and close it. She looked over at me and said, "New knife?" I think she's on to me.
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ouch you're in for it now... :)

worldwood said:
Lmao, thats when you reverse it on her....

Say, what do you mean... dont you remeber we talked about this knife.... you never listen to me..... Am i not important to you... dont you care about me and the things i love.....How could you forget already....

She will never ask about a knife again lmao
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dude the day a woman doesn't remember anything verbally or otherwise expressed in a relationship is the day women grow cahonese, just not gonna happen..:)

ETA: what I typically do though is suggest or act as though I just bought another knife and see what kind of reaction I get, reaction changes pending the price I tell her.. If her response isn't one of concern then I'll actually buy it :D I've been wanting a CRK small benz lately in a baaaaadd way and the other day was going to buy a used one from a member and told the wife I had already paid $300 for a knife and she said yeah right.... so I backed off..... :( I've since showed her a pic of a double lug one and told her if she ever wants to get me something really nice :)
 
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Battle Creek Knives said:
ouch you're in for it now... :)



dude the day a woman doesn't remember anything verbally or otherwise expressed in a relationship is the day women grow cahonese, just not gonna happen..:)
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Mine seems to be pretty good at toning me out, its not a question of what she remembers, but what she payed attention to. if i say knife in a sentence she goes blank lately, lmao even if its... i need a steak knife for my steak.... i hear crickets.... She said she cant even tell which knife is which anymore and would be happy if she didnt hear another word about steel or heat treats ever again .... IM WINNING :)
 
Murphnuge said:
Notice the Crocs?
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Are those steel-toed crocs?


Dang, my server shat the bed. I was gonna post a couple pix.

oh look, I can actually upload to the BF server (creeps me out to do that):

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0.120" A2
about 5.5", tip-to-tail, with a 1.55" cutting edge. Frightfully sharp! I couldn't bear to polish that awsome pattern off the bevels.
 
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