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Lapedog said:
That’s Mr. Custom Smatchet to you.

N not a zombie fan wow you have a Kershaw Ripcord? That is a knife i direly regret losing.
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No sir....
I have two

Theres actually someone local selling one sans sheath but theyre kind of proud of it. I was thinking of machining the backamd riviting heavy ass leather to it for a mad max look.
Not for 100 dang bucks though.

Hah-all that cool stuff and im carrying a crkt razel, spyderco roadie, leatherman raptor sheaRs and a victorinox spirit.
 
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Lapedog said:
It’s hard to tell from the picture but...

Do I remember correctly that they have a reflective black blade like a polished DLC. Loks almost like Hematite?
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Yessir. When i get jome ill pm you pics. You seem pretty jazzed about it if you



have anything unique i may trade you.




Hint hint spyderwrench or even the byrd version. Im a plumber by trade and a fucker with all things with moving parts by the grace of a god with a great sense of humor. The 90s did a number on myrememberer and im not afraid to tear it up but if i lose it ill finally have a use for that todd begg kwaiken to commit hur
 
not a zombie fan said:
Yessir. When i get jome ill pm you pics. You seem pretty jazzed about it if you



have anything unique i may trade you.




Hint hint spyderwrench or even the byrd version. Im a plumber by trade and a fucker with all things with moving parts by the grace of a god with a great sense of humor. The 90s did a number on myrememberer and im not afraid to tear it up but if i lose it ill finally have a use for that todd begg kwaiken to commit hur
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Yeah I think the only other knives I know of with that mirror polished dlc are Rocksteads costing upwards of 1000$.
 
Lapedog said:
That’s Mr. Custom Smatchet to you.

N not a zombie fan wow you have a Kershaw Ripcord? That is a knife i direly regret losing.
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Hey bud I’ll send you more pictures of it via p.m. when I get home.You sound pretty jazzed about it if you I have something unique say a spider ranch or even bird maybe we could swap. Definately not for sale but unique stuff -sometimes even useful stuff gets me going.from knives of yesteryear to three d scanning and printing, mill and lathe work, metal dinasaurs to tiny goats.but seriously...i need a spyder or byrdwrwnch bad. Ive got one and I dont care if Inbreak it. Ill misplace it or some asshole will take it and ill finally have a use for my todd begg kwaiken to vommit seppaku for discracing my plumber lineage...ok technically im first generation but thats even worse...scholars and stuff...shame...loss of toys...
 
not a zombie fan said:
Hey bud I’ll send you more pictures of it via p.m. when I get home.You sound pretty jazzed about it if you I have something unique say a spider ranch or even bird maybe we could swap. Definately not for sale but unique stuff -sometimes even useful stuff gets me going.from knives of yesteryear to three d scanning and printing, mill and lathe work, metal dinasaurs to tiny goats.but seriously...i need a spyder or byrdwrwnch bad. Ive got one and I dont care if Inbreak it. Ill misplace it or some asshole will take it and ill finally have a use for my todd begg kwaiken to vommit seppaku for discracing my plumber lineage...ok technically im first generation but thats even worse...scholars and stuff...shame...loss of toys...
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Thank you but that’s ok I don’t really think I want it. It was just a really cool knife that I regret losing.

I don’t have any cool multitools anyway.
 
Quiet said:
We can all agree that that custom Smatchet is the best, right? Because hell yeah!
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That smatchet is pretty far up there. It makes yo want to wack the DICKENS out of a BAD GUY WHO we FOUGHT IN TRENCHES IN WW2 But i dont know any

. Prolly cause im6ft(prolly 6’2 if j stand


up strait)around 250 and though quite affable somehow the legend of “psychmike” has grown to mythic proportions.Im jew”ish” meaning that MY HERITAGE IS MIXED and all hell broloose. .I HAVE PRONOUNCED OLFACTORY APENDIGES and a few DISTSTASTEFUL RAPSCALLIONS have INSENSITIVE FUN at my expense but we are all too lazy for TRENCHES AND IGNORENCE SHOULd BE MOCKED anyways. Perchance if I were unfortunate enough to bear the INSENSITIVE JABS oF OTHER HATE MONGERS ID BE MORE OFFENDED and use the manual PROVIDED by THE FATHER OF MILITARY HAND TO hand.
 
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not a zombie fan said:
That smatchet is pretty far up there. It makes yo want to wack the fuck out of a nazi. But i dont know any. Prolly cause im6ft(prolly 6’2 if j stand up strait)around 250 and though quite affable somehow the legend of “psychmike” has grown to mythic proportions.Im jew”ish” meaning a jew banged a catholic and all hell broke loose. No way would i get a free trip to israel but sure as shootin the clan would prolly deny my membership.I got a big nose and go with the jew jokes anyways. Im zero percent black and despite speaking nearly perfect jive i just dont seem to win the crown over as much. Fuckin goyim lose it at jew jokes though. Maybe one day Ill getbtonuse the instruction manual. Its awesome.
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No Jewish mom no free trip to israel.

Though I don’t really see what that has to do with custom knives.

You’re thinking of custom “nose”. Which is something certain jewish women spend thousands of dollars on.
 
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Lapedog said:
Thank you but that’s ok I don’t really think I want it. It was just a really cool knife that I regret losing.

I don’t have any cool multitools anyway.
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Sure thing. It is super neat. Im suprised there werent others made.if you had a shrunken head, a pair of heels in me 12 wide or a pair of oakleys with “macho madness” written on the arms I could do that too.
 
Lapedog said:
No Jewish mom no free trip to israel.

Though I don’t really see what that has to do with custom knives.

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Everything to do with it sir. The manual expressly shows its for krouts


You’re thinking of custom “nose”. Which is something certain jewish women spend thousands of dollars on.
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not a zombie fan said:
n jeez thanks for rubbin in the no vacation thing.

When I lived in the boca/delray region several jewish american princesses called me daddy...best I can
Do. Also-feign hurt/anger when people try to “jew”me down.
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Ok let’s try not to jew this thread away from the original topic and hijack it like an airplane full of jews landing in Uganda.
 
If you want knives with more life, you might also wanna consider getting into more natural/living materials. You could also try your luck at making your own handles or even making your own knives altogether. If you can afford buying custom knives on a regular basis, you should be able to afford the necessary equipment for that as well. Using natural materials also lends itself well for when you start off making knives, because you don't get all the poisonous dust that you get from grinding epoxy composite materials.
 
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