Goncz Titanium Knife / Flashlights

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Getz,

Do us a favor and do not look for our lights and do not buy it
as you do not appriciates thing thats is beyond your brain capacity,

Buy a Chines or any other, that is in your territory

Thanks:footinmou :footinmou :footinmou :yawn: :barf: :D :)
 
I dunno about anyone else, but it seems pretty clear that the decision has been made to no longer discuss the product in question, but merely to attack anyone who comments on it or asks questions. Sure seems to be trollish behavior now byt a certain user, nothing more.
 
Mr goncz, or should I say Lajos "little monkey man":

It is "Mr. Gatz, Sir" to you. Get the spelling correct monkey man. Since you have not the courtesy to behave yourself in a civilized manner, you will be addressed according to the apparent low station in life that you have created for yourself and based upon the complete lack of good form and low brow behaviour that you believe that you are entitled to. You will be treated accordingly.

The garbage that you attempt to pedal should remain where it belongs, in the garbage can next to your "factory" and next to the "Edsel" type equipment that you have tried to sell for years. In other words your garage, your friends garage, or your parents garage because thats where you lay your little head at night.

This will be realistic therapy for you. Say it over and over again as you gaze into the mirror like some crazed egomaniac every few minutes, "I cannot sell this trash, I cannot sell this trash..." This will ultimately make you feel better, create a more benificial environment, and hopefully avoid your inadvertently selling faulty equipment to some professional who might become injured or worse because he used such inferior "tools".

Now let's take a closer look at your equipment and here is another reality check for you. In spite of your braggadocio, we have not located any, that is ANY Law enforcement agency or military unit that has even heard of you or your equipment (flashlights) or tested it. This includes an earlier alegeation by you that the CDC (thats California Department of Corrections) allegedly tested "inescapeable" handcuffs that you alleged to have designed/manufactured. Reality check lajos: in spite of your hoopla, you would never have been permitted access to the interior of a CDC facility to test some retention device on inmates.

Now as far as your "marvel of firearm ingenuity", the goncz pistol or whatever... You appear to have made a pretty pathetic attempt at copying and tweeking the tec 9. No wonder it was such a "hot seller" for you. It does appear to be yet another credit to your brain capacity and marketing ability (I mean obvious inability).

You have quite the long history of attempting to inflate your ego with self professed extraordinary abilities or technical marvels that simply put (for someone with limited brain capacity), end in the appropriate receptacle. I would recommend that instead of wasting your time (and more importantly others time) by attempting to peddle inferior merchandise that you work at something much more your caliber such as perhaps a mechanic at the quick lube across the street (you know what I mean). You will most likely have more success at talking little old ladies into needless repairs than talking professionals into buying totally inferior and overpriced equipment. No offense meant for any real quick lube mechanics.

As for the Chinese (actually Taiwan but you probably have as much difficulty with a map as you do with language) flashlight. So far it appears much better that anything you have sent to some of the other members. Should we expect to see you attempting to sell a copy of this one in the near future too? I do not believe that you would be able to make them fast enough in your little garage "factory".

The only American fed by your junk appears to be your fragile ego. Yes lajos, the food, much like your brain power, is definately asleep.

Now lets take a closer look at your professed "hanging people by their foot" in 1956. If any of this is true then you were most likely one of the communist's who were stringing up true Patriots for simply protesting. News flash monkey man, the only people doing that kind of thing in the Chech Republic at that time, were the cowardly communists (most likely secret police). By the way, did you drive a tank over anyone?

Now on to your company and this is the best and most important part. There is no evidence of any business license, commercial property, manufacturer's license, or any other clear evidence of a legitimate business regarding "goncz hi tech" or goncz anything. The California State Board of Equalization and the City of Los Angeles Business Tax Department will be VERY interested in ANY income that you have earned from this...melodrama that you call a business. I advise of this primarily because with the lack of evidence of any business licensing, it is most likely that goncz does not have any liability insurance to cover losses related to any possible malfunction of his product and this has already been mentioned by other persons more capable of testing the subject lights.

If the moderators believe any of this to be against policy or too harsh (under the circumstances I would find that hard to believe but I am not infallible) then please accept my most sincere apologies and take any requisite action regarding this post.


All the very best regards,

Stuart (or to you lajos, it's Mr. Gatz)
 
With your garbage statements, you will remain "getz" without capital letter. got it....

As to the neccessary licenses we do have them and any will be needed will be secured. Just to other readers I was also licensed among a very few, to manufacture weapons including "full automatic" issued by the Department of Treasury, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms.

The products were introduced all over the World on front cover of Seven magazines and writen - up in all the major languages. Also is was the choice weapons for the film productions.

With your coment to the weapons you again prooving that you have no idea what you are talking...

But I assume you are not as stupid as you pretend to be but working for some of Our competitor and have no "backbone" to identify yourself...

When it comes to insurance we are covered, for any occassion, whatever will manifest.

As to China, since when is Taiwan is part of China?

Also I looked your reply private Email nothing for ocupation, location, hobby, email address, nothing. So you sticking your head out of your burogh and by posting you stupid postings, than ducking and back to the burogh and disapear.

As to the Glorious Uprising in Hungary 1956 you not familier with the facts, than you are more ignorant than expected...

So get back into your burogh.

To all others I hope You can see through the curtain!

With these I will close the chapter on that creatcher.

Cordially,
 
This is what I gather from his online interaction.

Mr. Goncz is a nice reasonable guy over the phone. But very abrasive online.

If you give one inkling of positive feedback about his products you're OK. And you might even get a light for review.

If you even question him or his products you're either working for a competitor and/or have no credentials.

Engineering and independent testing questions about his lights are summarily ignored.

He's a superspy who's despatched countless commies.

Overall he's a mankey with a gerbil up his ass.

Anyone care to add their observations?
 
Dave you seem to have covered it very well, the only contribution gonczy makes, is the entertainment value.:) :) :) :)
 
You want a free light or a sucket is not clear, somewher we already discoused this subject.

You talking about "Up in ass" I have no idea and never experienced and will not have one.

From Your statement it its looks like you talking from expereience....

Haa Haa!!!

P.S. Did You received your last donations from my competitors as You did in the past Mr. Candlepower???

Or you poor lost soul, they disowned You, poor orphan do not cry, do not beg, do not be ashamed, that is the way in the garbage can, where you find yourself, when You are up for sale, when there is no need for you. O poor babby do not cry, get a job, the Miami City is looking for some good garbage collector with experience. But for the time being if You are hungry we will send some money so that you will not starve!!! Get it!!!!

As You can see We are human!!!!

Cordially,:)
 
GONCZY keep it up, your posts are an inspiration to all of us.!!!!!
 
Oh he answers my troll post lickity split. But is no where to be seen when I ask for the name of the independent lab who tested his lights.

Goncz, you couldn't find a decent bulb for your lights with two hands and a flashlight.
 
It is comming so that You can See just sit tight or bend down and somebody will drive you home:
Mr Candelpower,

Thats all!!
 
According to your previous posts you have done the tests already. There should be no 'it is coming'. You should post right here and right now who did the independent lab tests on your lights.

The only way you could find an integrating sphere is if someone shoved it all the way up your gerbil hole and placed it next to your head.
 
goncz baby. You steal my lines about using no caps for a name of disrespect. But what else is new for you, poser?

You have chosen to not discuss your light in a constructive manner. Poser.

Unless you obtained the requesite business licenses this past Friday, you appear to have NONE. You know this quite well. Except the ones from uranus (the planet monkey boy, quit fantasizing) which you probably have double of.

You were never the "choice" for the movie prop. It was a PROP. Get it? That piece of junk sat in storage for years until someone said, "Hey, that looks unusual. Lets use that." And only because it was such an unsuccessful piece that they thought no one would remember it. They were correct. No one remembers it except that you keep bringing it up. Again and again like some dried up commisar reliving his glory days in the party. You do know that the wall crumbled don't you? Poser.

You have no competitors because you are a poser. But then again I'm sure that you are used to hearing that when you attempt to "sell" yourself to PA's (thats "production assistants" you big movie insider. Poser) or attempt to sell youself as a plyer at the local strip clubs in North Hollywood. Double Poser.

I do not hide, nor do I wish to hear from you via private e-mail or by telephone. Do not attempt to honor or compliment yourself as important enough to be able to communicate with me in private. I am not interested in hearing your begging for me to say something favorable in trade for a "free light". Beg to someone else, you pathetic poser.

Read some history and look at a map on occasion. Poser. For goodness sake get a dictionary....aw forget about that. Wouldn't help anyway. You are too busy posing, poser.

I'm sure that you do recall something about the sacrifices of the true patriots in 1956. If you were there at all it was probably hiding in a basement or standing on the bodies of the true patriots because you helped put them there. If you had been there as a patriot you would have no need to brag about it now, as anyone who has "been there and done that" understands. It's always the fakes and posers who brag about what they have done. Commisar, Poser.

It is "B U R R O W" and you are the one hiding in a burrow but it's called a mail drop box. I wonder just how many "businesses" you have operated from that mail box front. A small one at that. Huh poser?

Go attempt to sell your junk elsewhere (preferably to some enemy of the US). But please oh please keep us intertained with your antics but do not ever expect to be taken seriously. Poser.


All the very best regards,

Stuart (or to you lajos, it's Mr. Gatz)
 
Dave:

Now that is funny.

"Goncz Hi-Tech flashlights that leaves the gerbil holes in the Dark!!!!"

TOO FUNNY. I think I get it. Why take any of this guy seriously.

Now I think I see why he likes to use the foot in mouth icon so much. Phalic self symbolism. Very Freudian indeed.
 
Stu,

Take one urban legend about Richard Gere and gerbils.

Add

goncz.jpg


and you get...

GONCZ!
 
Now that looks familier. That is lajos goncz' photo from the who's who of greatest corporate leaders in their own mind.

Don't forget the new company saying:

"Goncz Hi-Tech flashlights that leaves the gerbil holes in the Dark!!!!"
 
Oh, Man,...

I want goncz to bitch me out too, or call me someone without any brain power..
I feel left out...

I did my own search, and actually found the goncz firearm.

Looks like a modified tec-9.
Did not show anything different in it's description that it's not a modified tec-9
I have a tec-9, but will never own a goncz.
I recently bought a surefire flashlight (first one), and am very happy with it.
I refuse to buy anything from the goncz corp. until I think I can trust the company with anything above forum posts.

They may very well be nice flashlights, but I'll never know, because the highly comical and totally implosive posts of it's creator, I refuse to put my money towards such bafoonery.

I own my own buisiness, and had to buy liability insurance, as well as licensing, It doesn't look like goncz has..
If I had kept my buisiness as a garage/do-it-on-the-weekends buisiness, I probably wouldn't have jumped through all the hoops to get myself legal and covered,
But I did, and have.
Does goncz seem like some undergrown 18year old who is living in his parent's basement, but with a computer that make him look legit, or is it just me...

:rolleyes:
 
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