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Sorry to hear that PeteIt’s worse than it looks in the picture.. That’s the last time I visit s&$@@ c!:&$


A bloke goes to get a haircut at Barber Brian’s. Brian asks him if he’s going on holiday this year, and the bloke says he’s going to Rome. “Rome?” Brian says, “Why Rome?”
”I’ve always wanted to go", says the bloke. “I love Italian food, I’m fascinated by Roman history and architecture, and I’m a Catholic, so I want to go to go to St Peter’s Square, and see the Pope.”
“I think you’ll be disappointed.” Brian tells him. “I went last year, and the food was rubbish, the architecture’s worse than Leeds, and if you get to see the Pope, you’ll just see a little bloke off in the distance.”
“That doesn’t sound very good, but it’s all booked now,” the bloke says. He pays Brian, and goes.
Next month, he’s back. “Aren’t you that bloke who was going to Rome?” Brian asks.
“Yeah,” says the Bloke. “I had a fantastic time! The food was absolutely delicious, I saw the Coliseum, the Pantheon, and the Roman Forum.”
“What about the Pope?” Brian asks.
“Well, when we got there, the square was packed, and we could barely see him, but then he pointed his staff right at me, and stepped forward. The crowd parted like the Red Sea before Moses, as he walked towards us. And then, as he got within six feet of me, he suddenly said, “Where the Hell did you get your hair cut?!”
Until a few years ago, I cut my own hair, with clippers, for decadesPete, I haven’t been in a barbershop in over 30 years. I just let my hair grow and now I just have to grab my pony tail and snip off an inch or two. Of course being a school teacher in SF allowed me to pretty much wear any way I wanted. I’m with Jack it doesn’t look bad. I’m inserting a thumbnail pic as to not scare folks.
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