Guardians of The Lambsfoot!

This is more a PSA than a post.

So, a few days ago I picked up a bag of Fuji apples from the grocery store, they're the ones that are supposed to taste kinda like a mix between apples and grapes. Fine.

Today, I felt like having an apple and decided that it would be a bad look to cut one up for myself and not for my GF. I fished an apple out of the bag and was astounded at how puny it was. The last time I had an apple like that in my hand, it was from a wild and neglected apple tree - and went directly into the mouth of the horse that lived in the adjacent pasture from where it was growing.

Knowing that size ain't everything, I cut up the first apple, took it to my GF out on the back porch, and returned to the kitchen to cut up mine. She comes in after a minute and says "I think I have COVID -- I can't taste this apple. It just tastes like nothing, like water."

I put a slice in my mouth, chewed, and nothing... it felt like an apple but tasted like nothing, like water with a hint of apple flavor. Disappointing.

So, don't say I didn't warn you about the batch of small, flavorless Fuji apples that are going around. I've learned my lesson, and will be sticking with the Pink Lady cultivar from here on out!

This is the tool I used to divvy up those flavorless apples:

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That is all.
 
After the flavorless and puny apple incident, the GF and I needed some real food. Wednesday night seems to have become pizza night ever since a better-than-average Italian joint in Coral Gables, Terre del Sapore, started offering discount pizza on Wednesdays.

Since I'm recovering from a 30-day non-lambsfoot knife challenge, I gratefully tossed this Titusville Cutlery lamb in my pocket and away we went.

The pizza was delicious, but the kitchen only divides it into quadrants and I've never been a huge fan of the fold-over approach to eating pizza slices, preferring instead to keep everything nice and horizontal - as the good Lord intended it.

The lamb easily divided the four large pieces into eight manageable sections, I pronounced "The Octagon is now complete," and then took down half the pizza. The other half is most likely destined to become a 3:00am snack.

It's something intangible, but the lamb seemed happier after cutting those pizza slices than it did those horrible, watery apples. I know I was!

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Thanks Bill! Those photos were taken in an area off the main park road named "Pa-Hay-Okee," a Seminole word meaning "grassy river" - a term that is, quite accurately, often used to describe the everglades as a whole. There is a boardwalk and an elevated platform that gives a somewhat rare glimpse of the everglades from above the treeline - a natural choice for taking in the sunset!

Literally, before human development changed the course of the water flow (there are now, and for at least the past ten years have been, ongoing efforts to restore the natural flow of water), the entire southern half of the state, from Lake Okeechobee down to Florida Bay (the last bit of mainland before you hit the Florida Keys) was, from the eastern coast to the western, one massive, but shallow and slow-moving, river!

I say "slow-moving" because the water only travels approximately ½ of a mile (0.8 kilometer) per day! In fact, one of the ways you can orient yourself in the environment (even if you've got no sun) is to put something that floats in the water, mark the location with a stick, watch it for a couple of hours (you're lost - what else are you gonna do? 😂), mark the final location with a stick and you've got a reliable north-south vector as the "river" always flows south. From any point in the everglades; walking south, north, or west won't do much good as there are vast expanses of nothing but swamp -- but, as the majority of Florida's east coast is highly developed, if you head east - you'll eventually hit civilization (or something like it 🤣).

Simply avoid drowning, and dehydration (both of those are common perils), getting bitten by a water moccasin (cottonmouth), coral snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake, American alligator, American crocodile, bull shark (no joke!), black bear, or Florida panther (critically endangered), and sheltering under a Manchineel tree (the Spanish explorers named it "la manzanilla de muerte" or "little apple of death") and you'll be fine! 👍

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The water in the background of this picture is only about 5 or 6 inches deep, and most of the everglades is like this, with occasional punctuations of deep holes formed by limestone erosion (a mostly natural process) and "islands," with foundations of ancient coral reefs, where sediment was able to accumulate and allowed the ubiquitous bald cypress trees to take hold.

If any of you gents ever decide to visit South Florida, I'd be happy to give you the "insider" tour!
Fascinating post 😎 That's quite an environment! 😱😊👍
Cool pic Pete 😎👍
That's a really nice Lamb 🐑
Thank you 😊👍
 
That looks amazing, Jack!😍
And the pastry looks pretty good too!
Thanks mate 😊👍
Good day, Guardians! I'm carrying the K'roo today! I hope you all are doing well. The sun went behind the clouds today, and if you believe the weather-guessers it's going to be this way for a while here...

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That's a sweet-looking Lamb 😎 I hope you get to see the sun again soon 👍
Good afternoon Guardians !

Stressful morning working on my tax return 😕


Carrying Gidget today


Doesn't sound fun Steve :( What a stunning pic though! 😎😊👍
Sounds like a nice day, Jack. Your CDB Lamb looks great! :thumbsup:

Glad you were able to get your glasses. I haven’t had a new pair since before we moved to Minnesota, and a while back Scout accidentally broke one of the two pair that I normally wear. Yesterday I finally got around to stopping in a few places to see if I could get them fixed, but the consensus from three different shops seems to be that they’re unrepairable. 🙁
Thanks pal 😊 The arms on my last couple of pairs have been carbon fibre, which is obviously pretty strong, but I have an old pair with Memoflex frames, which are tough as old boots! I wear them when I'm reading in bed, and often fall asleep with them squashed against my face! 🤣 I was asking the optician about them, and he said he'd only ever seen one pair that were broken. Must have gotten run over or something! 😱😁👍
Who’s on first? 😉🤣

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😁😎👍
The "Katalox" of covers😁 Hey, I'll just take the win that I posted in the right thread;):thumbsup:😁
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Have a great day everyone!!!
LOL! 😁 Looks great Paul 😊👍
Bonus pic to show that Gidget's backside is as nice as her front 😄


Wow! 😎 Sure is! 😎👍
I'm in need of some new glasses or at least new lenses.
Hope you can pick some up OK Steve 🙂👍
 
This is more a PSA than a post.

So, a few days ago I picked up a bag of Fuji apples from the grocery store, they're the ones that are supposed to taste kinda like a mix between apples and grapes. Fine.

Today, I felt like having an apple and decided that it would be a bad look to cut one up for myself and not for my GF. I fished an apple out of the bag and was astounded at how puny it was. The last time I had an apple like that in my hand, it was from a wild and neglected apple tree - and went directly into the mouth of the horse that lived in the adjacent pasture from where it was growing.

Knowing that size ain't everything, I cut up the first apple, took it to my GF out on the back porch, and returned to the kitchen to cut up mine. She comes in after a minute and says "I think I have COVID -- I can't taste this apple. It just tastes like nothing, like water."

I put a slice in my mouth, chewed, and nothing... it felt like an apple but tasted like nothing, like water with a hint of apple flavor. Disappointing.

So, don't say I didn't warn you about the batch of small, flavorless Fuji apples that are going around. I've learned my lesson, and will be sticking with the Pink Lady cultivar from here on out!

This is the tool I used to divvy up those flavorless apples:

UxBvygB.jpeg


That is all.
Thanks for the warning buddy! 😖😁 Great pic 😎👍
After the flavorless and puny apple incident, the GF and I needed some real food. Wednesday night seems to have become pizza night ever since a better-than-average Italian joint in Coral Gables, Terre del Sapore, started offering discount pizza on Wednesdays.

Since I'm recovering from a 30-day non-lambsfoot knife challenge
, I gratefully tossed this Titusville Cutlery lamb in my pocket and away we went.

The pizza was delicious, but the kitchen only divides it into quadrants and I've never been a huge fan of the fold-over approach to eating pizza slices, preferring instead to keep everything nice and horizontal - as the good Lord intended it.

The lamb easily divided the four large pieces into eight manageable sections, I pronounced "The Octagon is now complete," and then took down half the pizza. The other half is most likely destined to become a 3:00am snack.

It's something intangible, but the lamb seemed happier after cutting those pizza slices than it did those horrible, watery apples. I know I was!

mxhRc0g.jpeg
What a nightmare! 😎 Glad the pizza helped, it's a universal panacea! 😁👍
 
After the flavorless and puny apple incident, the GF and I needed some real food. Wednesday night seems to have become pizza night ever since a better-than-average Italian joint in Coral Gables, Terre del Sapore, started offering discount pizza on Wednesdays.

Since I'm recovering from a 30-day non-lambsfoot knife challenge, I gratefully tossed this Titusville Cutlery lamb in my pocket and away we went.

The pizza was delicious, but the kitchen only divides it into quadrants and I've never been a huge fan of the fold-over approach to eating pizza slices, preferring instead to keep everything nice and horizontal - as the good Lord intended it.

The lamb easily divided the four large pieces into eight manageable sections, I pronounced "The Octagon is now complete," and then took down half the pizza. The other half is most likely destined to become a 3:00am snack.

It's something intangible, but the lamb seemed happier after cutting those pizza slices than it did those horrible, watery apples. I know I was!

mxhRc0g.jpeg

Nice !


Doesn't sound fun Steve :( What a stunning pic though! 😎😊👍



Wow! 😎 Sure is! 😎👍

Hope you can pick some up OK Steve 🙂👍

Thanks buddy, have fun at the market !
 
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