Good afternoon, Guardians!
I've noticed a correlation between sudden drops in barometric pressure coinciding with an increased frequency of migraines and general back and neck pain for yours truly

. I've also noticed a correlation between sudden drops in barometric pressure coinciding with standing in water up to one's waist and one's dwelling being rapidly deconstructed and deposited in the neighbor's yard. Let's hope it doesn't come to that!

Milton hasn't made up his mind on where exactly he'll land - but it's not looking good for somewhere in South Florida. The difference between here and the areas Helene hit, is that where those folks never saw it coming - we live in little above-ground bomb shelters. The houses aren't "cute" like you'd see in other parts of the country but they'll take a slamming and keep on standing!
On the bright side, if Miami does get hit - I'll make sure you see only the very best sampling of the, often humorous, post-hurricane yard signs, which in the past have included sentiments such as "God Bless this Mess" and, my personal favorite, "You Loot - We Eat!" - a funny (sorta) cannibalistic take on the classic "You Loot - We Shoot." Have I mentioned that Miami is just one natural disaster away from full-bore cannibalism? It is. Fine by me, as I've grown quite accustomed to Latin-American cuisine. Heh heh.
But - we're not there quite yet I'm proud to say, and so, after yesterday's "Billy-Yards" we went for Dim-Sum at a Chinese restaurant (name of Kon-Chao) that has been here so long that it was my grandfather's favorite Chinese joint - not kidding!
While a knife's role in Asian dining is mostly superfluous, The Stagnator (being accustomed to taxpayer-funded junkets and opulent State dinners...) insisted on helping out divvying up the various buns, dumplings, and cakes - mostly for the pictures, which he insists will be integral to winning reelection.

I keep telling him that I'm the only voter that matters in this case but he seems, or pretends, not to understand.
Here he is posing atop some Lotus-wrapped sticky rice balls (GF thinks they're disgusting, I love them

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and some Shrimp and Leek dumplings:
Typical of politicians to take credit for their role in something in which their participation was entirely unnecessary.
That's it, Guardians! Please send thoughts and prayers - they help to magnify the power of the protection spells our loyal (and overworked) Cuban and Haitian Santeria and Vodun witch-doctors have cast over "The Magic City!" Thanks in advance!