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bigghoss said:
My good deed for the day tried to give me an STD! :eek:

I had stopped to get a couple awesome breakfast burritos and as I'm walking to my truck a lady, 45 and kinda trashy but friendly, asked me for directions to a place that wasn't too far away, at least not by car but it was a bit of a walk. She was embarrassed but asked me for a ride anyway and so I said sure. Right away she starts talking about some very personal things of an adult nature and eventually just comes out with it and offers to...do stuff with me, because she was in the mood and I seemed like a really nice guy and whatever. To be honest I was maybe a bit flattered but I had no intention of accepting for several reasons. She talked about some graphic stuff like we would talk about the weather but she'd interweave a bunch of other personal drama and sob stories and the more she talked the more reasons I had for not accepting. Turns out she had the wrong address (twice) but the right one was just a few blocks from where I picked her up so she told me to drop her off where we met and she'd be on her way. I used the map on my phone to show her how to get there and she got out after profusely apologizing for her candor and thanking me for the help. A very interesting character that I hopefully won't meet again. lol But it was an interesting morning!
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Somehow, real life is never like in the movies, at least for me it isn't.

tradewater said:
Well that tops my bowl of rice crispies then reading the label on a can of Lysol while I did my morning business.
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tradewater said:
I'm a speed reader.
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This......this is why you are legend. Had I been drinking a beverage - and I do not because I have learned not to read snark and drink at the same time - I would have self neti-potted.

The Warrior said:
I take an mp4 player with me for the morning business. Watch part of a movie. Problem is, if I really get into the movie, my feet fall asleep, and I can barely get up and walk, haha.
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Funny, but at the same time, TMI. IMO. Just sayin'......
 
TBL said:
Next time just double bag it and dive in :barf:
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Scratch that... she may try to tie you up and extract your kidneys. You can never tell with those sketchy ones that lure you in with promises of sex and a good time.
 
The Warrior said:
I take an mp4 player with me for the morning business. Watch part of a movie. Problem is, if I really get into the movie, my feet fall asleep, and I can barely get up and walk, haha.
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granitestateofmind said:
Funny, but at the same time, TMI. IMO. Just sayin'......
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The worst part is when they start playing the National Anthem in a movie, and I have to stand up mid poop. :thumbup:
 
Guess the snark quality just downgraded for today.

I'm going for a nap.
 
spikebot587 said:
I've looked into the saigas a little bit put I'm just not a huge fan of the platform, then again I've never shot one.
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Then you need to watch this.
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spikebot587 said:
I was thinking and I really wish kabar could make some coyote grivory for the full sized beckers
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I could go for that. There's always duracoat and the like though.




Chameleonbear said:
to be fair, she never promised a good time, just sex.


This is such an odd topic to have gone on for so long.
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Actually, I think she did promise a good time. Said it wouldn't take too long either. But here we are...




daizee said:
the whole point was the unexpected duration.
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The duration of the poop it's self, or of us discussing the poop?


Isn't it funny how the word poop kinda looks like a poop? poop
 
Getting stoked about meeting the realtor and seeing the cabin tomorrow.
 
Agree, pics are a must. :thumbup:


Nothing like getting woken up from a nap via a 4 and 2 year old jumping on you.....
 
granitestateofmind said:
Which is exactly why you always bring in something to do. How else do you think so many smart phones end up in the toilet?
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in 2000 I wrote some glue that tied an AIM client to a Motorola T9 Pager. The first time I answered an IM from the can, I shut the whole thing off and hunkered down for the end of the world. My apologies to you all. The end times are here, and I fear it is my fault.

-Daizee
 
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