Thanks to the stimulus package, I was able to get the (BTI) Old Timer 858OT stockman and (BTI) Old Timer 25OT (2 blade) slipjoint folding hunter I've been wanting for a spell, a inexpensive sub $15 straight razor to use as a patch knife when shooting my muzzleloading rifle and pistol, a replacement Stanley 10-499 retractable blade, no tools required blade change box/utility knife, and three of the Rough Rider 'Riders of the Silver Screen' moose pattern knives I didn't have. (Roy, Gene, and Red)
I decided Zorro is just too weird, and the "bad guys" he goes against is much way to stupid to be let out without a keeper ... or perhaps a little boy with a lantern to lead them around by the hand...
Zorro's "bad guys" is so too stupid to shoot Zorro and put him out of his and their misery before Zorro gets close enough to carve his nickname on their chest and belly with his sword. Them "bad guys" can't have more than one consecutive operational brain cell.
(dum-dum "bad guys" don't even got the smarts to file a complaint against Zorro for making graffiti on them, and destroying their coats and shirts ... or to go to the doc for a tetanus and rabies shot after he carves on them ...)