How much snark could a snarksnark snark if a snarksnark could snark snark?

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spikebot587 said:
i would, but my dad and already share the 10 so dont really need another.

i think ive narrowed it down to one of three

S&W M&P 45 (either a compact or midsize)

Ruger redhawk in .45 colt/.45APC

S&W model 66
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I cannot lie...the first gun I bought when I was a young Army Lieutenant at Ft. Gordon, GA, back in 1985. Like your first love, always your favorite....actually better than your first love...



It's a S&W 66-2 with custom Herrett's Jordan stocks (that's what Stever Herrett calls them instead of grips). Easy to carry, fun range toy with .38's, serious business with .357's.
 
stupidest day at work ever

3 days wasted effort, but i learned a few minor things, and i get paid.

someone did some work on thing A, and i was working on thing C, based on thing A but "very different". in particular, a key feature found in A is missing in C.

however, several people kept saying "well, it's in A, it should be in C"

i show them it's not. "but it should be in C"

it's idiocracy. like, "because electrolytes".

not, it's not in C. would have been good to know it's in A, but that's moot now. completely moot.

"but.... it's in A!"

yeah, it's also in three other places. none of that matters if it's not in C :D

had this conversation with people all day.

"but..." -- "SHUT YOUR FOUL MOUTH"

patience. i still get paid :D
 
Bladite said:
stupidest day at work ever

3 days wasted effort, but i learned a few minor things, and i get paid.

someone did some work on thing A, and i was working on thing C, based on thing A but "very different". in particular, a key feature found in A is missing in C.

however, several people kept saying "well, it's in A, it should be in C"

i show them it's not. "but it should be in C"

it's idiocracy. like, "because electrolytes".

not, it's not in C. would have been good to know it's in A, but that's moot now. completely moot.

"but.... it's in A!"

yeah, it's also in three other places. none of that matters if it's not in C :D

had this conversation with people all day.

"but..." -- "SHUT YOUR FOUL MOUTH"

patience. i still get paid :D
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Do you work for Sesame Street? :confused: I think you skipped a letter.


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Bladite said:
stupidest day at work ever

3 days wasted effort, but i learned a few minor things, and i get paid.

someone did some work on thing A, and i was working on thing C, based on thing A but "very different". in particular, a key feature found in A is missing in C.

however, several people kept saying "well, it's in A, it should be in C"

i show them it's not. "but it should be in C"

it's idiocracy. like, "because electrolytes".

not, it's not in C. would have been good to know it's in A, but that's moot now. completely moot.

"but.... it's in A!"

yeah, it's also in three other places. none of that matters if it's not in C :D

had this conversation with people all day.

"but..." -- "SHUT YOUR FOUL MOUTH"

patience. i still get paid :D
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Seems you were having some techmalogical differences.

"You're in the wrong line, dumbass!" is what I would've said.

"But it's got what plants crave" would come the reply.

"My foot in your ass your face.. my fist. Shuddup!" I'd retort.

After that it would be time for some rehabilation and an HJ down at Starbucks.. "oh yeah, cut me a slice"..

"..you see, a pimps love is not like that of a square.."
"Collins!"

Brought to you by Carls Jnr..
 
blah, blah, blah....guns....blah, blah....forgot this was the snark thread for a moment. Right up until the almost inscrutable bost from Bladite.....I say almost, only because I think I'm taking enough drugs to understand what he's actually talking about. All except for the getting paid part. Sesame street pays crap, Bladite. Get out of there while you can! Plus, I don't trust green, furry, curmudgeonly men(?) who live in garbage cans....hard to have a well thought out view of the world when you're fighting off disco rice and the like every few days.
 
BeeKayNutCase said:
Seems you were having some techmalogical differences.

"You're in the wrong line, dumbass!" is what I would've said.

"But it's got what plants crave" would come the reply.

"My foot in your ass your face.. my fist. Shuddup!" I'd retort.

After that it would be time for some rehabilation and an HJ down at Starbucks.. "oh yeah, cut me a slice"..

"..you see, a pimps love is not like that of a square.."
"Collins!"

Brought to you by Carls Jnr..
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thumbs up

your children should not go hungry, family services has been notified

i just watched this movie tonite ;)

water? from the toilet?

man, i need some extra foamy latte and a bucket of full release
 
granitestateofmind said:
blah, blah, blah....guns....blah, blah....forgot this was the snark thread for a moment. Right up until the almost inscrutable bost from Bladite.....I say almost, only because I think I'm taking enough drugs to understand what he's actually talking about. All except for the getting paid part. Sesame street pays crap, Bladite. Get out of there while you can! Plus, I don't trust green, furry, curmudgeonly men(?) who live in garbage cans....hard to have a well thought out view of the world when you're fighting off disco rice and the like every few days.
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i walked for days in costco, but i got my legal education! yeah, i'm impressed too...

they're paying me well, i don't have to do a lot, and as long as i remember to not care or get involved TOO much in the stupid, i can read books :D

also, 8 mile commute. crazy good population of crazy people. i might meet someone nice.

did i mention the *8* mile commute? sheeeeeeeeet.

oh, the flex time is crazy good.

just got to remember: do not become attached... that's the secret. look busy.

more gin :D

we did have a guy that quit, but the commute and the money were not sufficient. i can understand.

while i can make ... probably a fair bit more, and probably learn a few things, i'd be out a couple few more hours a day. not worth it right now. also, i'd be working with mostly boring nerds and ... eh. yeah.
 
granitestateofmind said:
blah, blah, blah....guns....blah, blah....forgot this was the snark thread for a moment. Right up until the almost inscrutable bost from Bladite.....I say almost, only because I think I'm taking enough drugs to understand what he's actually talking about. All except for the getting paid part. Sesame street pays crap, Bladite. Get out of there while you can! Plus, I don't trust green, furry, curmudgeonly men(?) who live in garbage cans....hard to have a well thought out view of the world when you're fighting off disco rice and the like every few days.
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Sounds like you need a new gun. :D
 
Bladite said:
much like your food posts :D
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Dinner was leftover New York strip, scrambled eggs, cheese, and grapes. Thanks for asking.

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Bladite said:
thumbs up

your children should not go hungry, family services has been notified

i just watched this movie tonite ;)

water? from the toilet?

man, i need some extra foamy latte and a bucket of full release
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Brilliant movie. My wifes favorite. We have a great laugh to that one..



But it's got what cows crave..
 
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