How often do you cut things with your EDC knife?

Rhinoknives1 said:
Well! I've got a pair of Scissors on a rope for wearing in the shower just in case a monster comes up through the drain!
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But two is one and one is none, so you're not actually prepared unless you have at least two pairs of scissors on ropes you can wear in the shower.

Personally, I prefer to position a spear at each inner corner of the tub, leaning against the wall, and a machete at each outer corner duct-taped to the tub itself. That way I'm covered no matter where the monsters come from.

For everything except tub monsters, I use scissors.
 
James Y said:
My EDC is a set of keys. It gives me 5 different serrated edges that I can open packages with, and I can also extend them between my fingers in a fistload for self-defense. Plus, I can legally carry them literally anywhere!

When I really feel ornery, I'll also carry a fork in my pocket. It makes a great improvised Kubotan, and I can use the edge in a rocking motion to cut things on a table when I need a plain edge.

Jim
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I will see your fork and raise you a dozen chopsticks. Yes I sometimes do carry a dozen or so chopsticks. I do not eat with them just throw them. I have gotten really good at throwing them I can make them stick 6 times out of 10 in a piece of cardboard. I have tried throwing forks before but I did not like them as well. I have also carried a spork-knife. It had a spork on one end and a knife on the other and it was made of plastic but good plastic not the cheap disposable kind. I am pretty confident in my ability to take down 5 rabies infused savage dogs with it.
 
I use my knife every day. And I would rather use a knife before using scissors. The only time I use scissors is when I am cutting out something and need to follow an outline. And I do not carry my knife for self defense. And I wouldn't recommend it unless you have taken a SD class of some kind.
 
jaime_lion said:
I will see your fork and raise you a dozen chopsticks. Yes I sometimes do carry a dozen or so chopsticks. I do not eat with them just throw them. I have gotten really good at throwing them I can make them stick 6 times out of 10 in a piece of cardboard. I have tried throwing forks before but I did not like them as well. I have also carried a spork-knife. It had a spork on one end and a knife on the other and it was made of plastic but good plastic not the cheap disposable kind. I am pretty confident in my ability to take down 5 rabies infused savage dogs with it.
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I am confident you are a mall ninja. I'm not saying that as an insult. But rather its an educated guess due to your own posts. And unless they are cardboard cutouts, I doubt your skills. And in this case and all future cases, video or none of it happens.
 
PURPLEDC said:
I am confident you are a mall ninja. I'm not saying that as an insult. But rather its an educated guess due to your own posts. And unless they are cardboard cutouts, I doubt your skills. And in this case and all future cases, video or none of it happens.
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I'm with you brother, I remember that thread with the baggy pants, baseball bat, fragile pocket bowie shenanigans. I remember laughing and wondering what he'd say next, but never fathomed friggin chop sticks and I'm part Korean :D
 
I use my knife nearly every day. Usually I dispose of junk mail one slice at a time. I also open packages or cut fruit. I never use scissors because knives are so much more fun.
 
As long as he doesn't get the knock off chopsticks he'll due just fine. Hey, Jaime, don't listen to these guys. Chopsticks are super effective when thrown and could literally incapacitate an aggressor with laughter immediately.

While they are laughing, you pull your bat out its sock sheath and CLUNK em right on the head. Then you stand over them with a tooth pick (or chopstick) hanging from the corner of your dry lips and ask them who's BARK now!
 
Korean Hog said:
I'm with you brother, I remember that thread with the baggy pants, baseball bat, fragile pocket bowie shenanigans. I remember laughing and wondering what he'd say next, but never fathomed friggin chop sticks and I'm part Korean :D
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I have tried throwing korean metal chopsticks and found they worked better than bamboo ones but I want something that can pass through a metal detector.

unklfranco said:
I use my knife nearly every day. Usually I dispose of junk mail one slice at a time. I also open packages or cut fruit. I never use scissors because knives are so much more fun.
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I actually like get maybe 1 piece of mail a week and that i ether throw away or rip it open to read it.
 
jaime_lion said:
I will see your fork and raise you a dozen chopsticks. Yes I sometimes do carry a dozen or so chopsticks. I do not eat with them just throw them. I have gotten really good at throwing them I can make them stick 6 times out of 10 in a piece of cardboard. I have tried throwing forks before but I did not like them as well. I have also carried a spork-knife. It had a spork on one end and a knife on the other and it was made of plastic but good plastic not the cheap disposable kind. I am pretty confident in my ability to take down 5 rabies infused savage dogs with it.
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I carry camping type cutlery in my shaving kit for travel. Glad you confident in your ability to take down 5 rabies infected dogs.... probably with one hand behind your back with the chop sticks as backups.
 
jaime_lion said:
I will see your fork and raise you a dozen chopsticks. Yes I sometimes do carry a dozen or so chopsticks. I do not eat with them just throw them. I have gotten really good at throwing them I can make them stick 6 times out of 10 in a piece of cardboard. I have tried throwing forks before but I did not like them as well. I have also carried a spork-knife. It had a spork on one end and a knife on the other and it was made of plastic but good plastic not the cheap disposable kind. I am pretty confident in my ability to take down 5 rabies infused savage dogs with it.
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You've got the right idea, my friend. I carry two chopsticks in my man bun that I once used to terminate 3 rapists. Of course, I had to throw one of them through one of the rapists and into a second one standing behind him. I'm not usually that good at downing rapists but I was on fire that day.
 
Enough of the Whine and Cheese posting.
Answer the question seriously or stay out of the thread.
 
I actually like get maybe 1 piece of mail a week and that i ether throw away or rip it open to read it.[/QUOTE said:
I dont get tons of junk mail but i enjoy every slice. I do cut fruit every day though. Its good fer ya.
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So which smart ass response do you want first? I thought I'd start off with:

What the F are scissors?

The follow up with:

Who the F edc`s scissors anyway.
 
knarfeng said:
Enough of the Whine and Cheese posting.
Answer the question seriously or stay out of the thread.
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cEdge said:
So which smart ass response do you want first? I thought I'd start off with:

What the F are scissors?

The follow up with:

Who the F edc`s scissors anyway.
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What part of my post did you not understand?
 
Well, since I didn't get past the fifth post how would I have even known of your post? In all fairness, how would one expect to respond? This is a knife forum for goodness sake.

To respond to the OP, I carry a knife everyday. In fact I carry two or three. The knives are used to cut everything from my lunch to boxes or packages. I used my Caly 3.5 to free the utensils from string at a wedding. Used my ZT 0562ORBLK to cut coupons from a book at BJ`s. Used my Becker BK 7 to eradicate some errand bamboo while cutting the grass after work. No, I did not use scissors or a knife to cut the grass, I have a lawn mower for that.
 
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