Dadpool
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Well! I've got a pair of Scissors on a rope for wearing in the shower just in case a monster comes up through the drain!
But two is one and one is none, so you're not actually prepared unless you have at least two pairs of scissors on ropes you can wear in the shower.
Personally, I prefer to position a spear at each inner corner of the tub, leaning against the wall, and a machete at each outer corner duct-taped to the tub itself. That way I'm covered no matter where the monsters come from.
For everything except tub monsters, I use scissors.