I like Big Snarks and I cannot lie

[worldwood]

Yeah, but you might want those to be.... Empty, unfilled....

Doc

Oh No :barf:.... Thats disgusting.... LMAO

Im wondering how many kids he has if he is opening condoms by slicing thru them with a knife.....

 

[Doc_Savage]

i cant wait for tomorrow, a group of us from my scout troop are leaving for sea base tomorrow, we will be living on a sail boat in the bahamas for a week, cant wait

You'll enjoy that... We go regularly... We have a couple boats for next year...

Doc

 

[Auraria]

Oh No :barf:.... Thats disgusting.... LMAO

Im wondering how many kids he has if he is opening condoms by slicing thru them with a knife.....

There goes my appetite lol.

 

[worldwood]

i cant wait for tomorrow, a group of us from my scout troop are leaving for sea base tomorrow, we will be living on a sail boat in the bahamas for a week, cant wait

Im jealous.

You'll enjoy that... We go regularly... We have a couple boats for next year...

Doc

Hey doc when i get down to Florida i might have some questions for you about getting my kids into scouts. Thats something i have never been a part of or even knew people directly that were part of it, but id love to get my kids into scouts once we get situated.

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Welp, in Texas now...

Flew from Denver to Seattle a couple days ago, had a day there, and then flew from Seattle back to Denver to Houston. Here for 3 days, then back to Seattle.

Got evenings free-ish. Any 'Heads in the area?

 

[Auraria]

I feel like crap, I'm pulling out the Stolichnaya with cranberry grape juice.
Time to put myself to sleep.

 

[Ray Settanta]

Hey doc when i get down to Florida i might have some questions for you about getting my kids into scouts. Thats something i have never been a part of or even knew people directly that were part of it, but id love to get my kids into scouts once we get situated.

Scouting is great. A lot depends on the Troop of course. My son's Troop was very active. They camped out all year long and did a lot of hiking. He enjoyed it so much that he stayed in and became an Eagle Scout.

 

[Murphnuge]

Yes,

But that's not as fun.

Well damn, had i known that i wouldnt be wasting half the water out of all my bottles

Sounds like y'all have it figured out.

Thats how I open Condoms too

You and Psyop both apparently.

That's like reminding you that doors have handles on them, so you don't have to kick them down with your tacti-crocs...

They have handles?!

 

[Doc_Savage]

Im jealous.



Hey doc when i get down to Florida i might have some questions for you about getting my kids into scouts. Thats something i have never been a part of or even knew people directly that were part of it, but id love to get my kids into scouts once we get situated.

Sure, WW...

I'll tell you whatever you want to know to help you get into it..

Doc

 

[worldwood]

1 year, 8 months, 3 days (OR) 610 days to hit 10,000 post.

But when you average that out its only 16 posts per day.

Out of 10,000 post, 8000 are probably in the the snark threads

So I'll be throwing a GAW for the "regular" snarkers of 18 years of age or older!!!

Just post as usual, when this thread hits 1000 posts i will run a random number generator and as long as you are 18 or older and have at least 10 posts in THIS thread AND the last snark thread you will win, if not i will run the generator until i hit someone that meets these requirements. Ill probably have to run it a couple times to not him one of my posts anyways LMAO!!!!

But what do you win??? Well what kind of snark thread would this be if i told you now??? It might be sharp, it might be a crotch shot, so post at your own risk

 

[worldwood]

Sure, WW...

I'll tell you whatever you want to know to help you get into it..

Doc

Thank you Doc!!!

 

[james terrio]

It might be sharp, it might be a crotch shot, so post at your own risk

Well... who can pass up a deal like that? I'm in

 

[Murphnuge]

I'm always down for a new crotch shot!

 

[TBL]

1 year, 8 months, 3 days (OR) 610 days to hit 10,000 post.

But when you average that out its only 16 posts per day.

Out of 10,000 post, 8000 are probably in the the snark threads

So I'll be throwing a GAW for the "regular" snarkers of 18 years of age or older!!!

Just post as usual, when this thread hits 1000 posts i will run a random number generator and as long as you are 18 or older and have at least 10 posts in THIS thread AND the last snark thread you will win, if not i will run the generator until i hit someone that meets these requirements. Ill probably have to run it a couple times to not him one of my posts anyways LMAO!!!!

But what do you win??? Well what kind of snark thread would this be if i told you now??? It might be sharp, it might be a crotch shot, so post at your own risk

So I'm guessing this is going to be the fastest closed snark thread ever lol! The more replies one has the greater chance of them winning.

 

[TBL]

This crotch shot... has me intrigued. Male or female? with or without pants? up a skirt or kilt? is it going to be front and center or is it going to off to the side of the photo!

I think I'm going to load up on my snark this thread and find out for myself!

 

[iwouldhurtafly]

It might be sharp, it might be a crotch shot, so post at your own risk

Crotch shot... that is extremely vague... so many horrible or for some wonderful things lol... for all we know it might be a "sharp" crotch shot... HAHAHA

 

[Jonny1280]

1 year, 8 months, 3 days (OR) 610 days to hit 10,000 post.

But when you average that out its only 16 posts per day.

Out of 10,000 post, 8000 are probably in the the snark threads

So I'll be throwing a GAW for the "regular" snarkers of 18 years of age or older!!!

Just post as usual, when this thread hits 1000 posts i will run a random number generator and as long as you are 18 or older and have at least 10 posts in THIS thread AND the last snark thread you will win, if not i will run the generator until i hit someone that meets these requirements. Ill probably have to run it a couple times to not him one of my posts anyways LMAO!!!!

But what do you win??? Well what kind of snark thread would this be if i told you now??? It might be sharp, it might be a crotch shot, so post at your own risk

Come on crotch shot!
Fingers crossed...

Congrats on 10K you Super Snarker!

 

[Diez Knives]

Dang a new snark! So I finally got some wood I've been trying to get for awhile. I have about a 3' piece. What do ya'll think of this Damascuwood?

 

[TBL]

Looks sick 710!

There are a few that I have seen you post on FB with the "Beyond Wood Products" that also look really sweet.

 

[Doc_Savage]

I'm always down for a new crotch shot!

Just for you Murph...

Doc