I want a "Tactilol" Knife!

[scottyj]

Did I win?

I don't know if you won, but I'd like to see more of that Knuckleduster please.

 

[Cyber_Demigod]

I always found those cheap folders with the little police or military emblem on the handle especially cringe worthy.

Sometimes they actually say "Law Enforcement" on the blade.

Just look at that font.....

Also I might add, anything that says or advertises as a zombie killing tool or is for the zombie apocalypse, makes me just loath it so much more than if it did not have the retarded retarded "zombie killer" theme/paint job.

Also, I laughed pretty hard at this "Explosion bonded titanium" video someone posted in a thread I started some time back, has a certain feel to the video

[video=youtube;Ifv9ZNMw9Os]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifv9ZNMw9Os[/video]

 

[D-R0CK]

That had me literally LOL. When he had the gratuitous brandishing shot of the little Kel-Tec at 0:42 I cracked up. Too cringey to watch past about 1:30!

 

[Czechmate]

That had me literally LOL. When he had the gratuitous brandishing shot of the little Kel-Tec at 0:42 I cracked up. Too cringey to watch past about 1:30!

Real men watch it till the end... :thumbup: JK, JK...



A "unique" SD knife:

THE SMALLER KNIFE FITS INTO THE BLADE OF THE BIGGER KNIFE! That is all.

When a nightmare grind is too mainstream; go for a nightmare-chisel-guthook grind!

Behold the majestic Lunar Legacy Combat Sword! Pure lunacy IMHO.

Giant Spyderco opening hole on a counterfeit Medford knife is tacticlol.

 

[marcinek]

Real men watch it till the end... :thumbup: JK, JK...



A "unique" SD knife:

I don't even know what that is.

 

[Czechmate]

I don't even know what that is.

You're just not at the right level of training and what-not to understand the efficacy & efficiency of the knife you're laying eyes on. :foot:

The design is one that most mere mortals cannot comprehend... I don't get it that's for sure. LOL. :foot:


Also available in damascus & folding variety:

Check the website for some LOL's...

 

[marcinek]

You're just not at the right level of training and what-not to understand the efficacy & efficiency of the knife you're laying eyes on. :foot:

The design is one that most mere mortals cannot comprehend... I don't get it that's for sure. LOL. :foot:

That's probably it....I'm just not tacticlol enough. I'm going to practice making "wushaaa" noises...training!

 

[palonej]

Obviously Marcinek......you are NOT an operator of the ninja clan!!!
Otherwise you would be familiar with the tools of the trade. Sorry bro.
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[marcinek]

Obviously Marcinek......you are NOT an operator of the ninja clan!!!
Otherwise you would be familiar with the tools of the trade. Sorry bro.
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Or...maybe I am.

"Confusion/distraction" is the tacticlol ninja operator's greatest weapon. Which explains that knife blade....pull that thing on a bad guy and he is gonna be utterly confused. Then you spring into action...wushaaaa!

But I have said too much already.....

 

[palonej]

After revealing the secrets of the ninja.......I pray for your safety my friend!


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[marcinek]

After revealing the secrets of the ninja.......I pray for your safety my friend!


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Thank you. But I am always prepared for evasion and escape.

[video=youtube;PTAXUYLbFYk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk[/video]

 

[Dr Heelhook]

Mermaid still wins the thread.

 

[Czechmate]

Ah, the old pocket sand trick... :thumbup: Deadly when used properly. :thumbup:



Thought this was funny and on topic considering the difference in opinions here on what is and isn't Tacticlol:

Speed holes!

Everyone knows this knife; I still secretly want one despite how goofy it is.

 

[MikeoX]

G-10 and 440 steel for 12€ is actually pretty decent but boy that design and all the "features".

 

[blade dude]

any of these


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[JupiterPaladin]

Rainbows are pretty sweet when delivering a face full of mall-ninja justice...

I honestly have to vote for the Mutilator. It's so horribly over the top bad while staying small and simple. It's kind of like art. I should get one

 

[Corndog]

Get the Mutilator...you won't regret it!

I actually had this knife when I was a kid. it had a blue handle and a stainless steel blade. I think it was called Jaws. That had to be around 1999 or so.

 

[kagato82]

[video=youtube;Ifv9ZNMw9Os]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifv9ZNMw9Os[/video][/QUOTE]

"Reliable", huh?

About as reliable as the dude's man-berries after all that 'roid use!

 

[Czechmate]

The Derpinator 5000:

Not tactical, just LOL worthy.

Blowgun knife; I'm surprised they didn't add a red dot sight on it.

 

[symphonyincminor]