Is there anyone out there without any cuts???

[bayouace]

Those who bought a Finch NIB knife know a Band-aid is included in the box. Lol

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Just did this holding the piece of watermelon stupid so homie could have a "straight piece."View attachment 1910556

dedication to the next generation will save us all

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I was sittin' on the can one night (*drunk...shocking), "playing" with my little TOPS "Pasayten Lite Traveler".

I drew it from the sheath with my weak hand and almost unceremoniously removed the first knuckle of my strong-hand index finger...





I immediately pulled-up my boxers, wrapped my finger in toilet paper, and headed to the kitchen sink. When I got there, I pulled back the flesh and could (*quite literally) see bone.


With my high blood pressure, I'm quite shocked that I didn't die right there on the kitchen floor.

did you wipe though?

 

[Alone]

did you wipe though?

Brother, I hate to be a filthy animal, but "wiping" was my last concern at that point.

Bleeding to death? Yeah, that may've been THE priority.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Brother, I hate to be a filthy animal, but "wiping" was my last concern at that point.

Bleeding to death? Yeah, that may've been THE priority.

I wouldn't have either to be honest.

 

[David Mary]

Glad we sorted out those details. I'm sure it was on everyone's mind.

 

[Hashishiin]

...I thought they were talking about the blood, no idea how my mind did not make that connection. I don't think it wanted to!