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It's close but with the button gunners looking likely to lose as well they may have ever done hope. I'll have enough to look at those numbers before the roundup.
 
rattin' frattin' friggin' running backs

as the king said "My kingdom for a running back" or somethign liek that :D
 
I’m behind this week so I’m going to be quick here. The bears, broncos, packers, bengals, are all on Bye this week, which means most of my team is on the bench, I hope you all have some fill in’s. Let's see, b's are dropping like rain, when Blake Bortles and Josh Mccown is a better play most weeks then Peyton Manning. SOme top rb's struggle this week, some top wr's kick ass, and Garay Barnage is still outscoring a whole lot of folks.

Good luck this week as well folks, right now I think My math is rigth when I say everyone ahs a chance to get into the paly-offs still.


Sanchez Butt-Fumblers Vs Dakota Beagles

The Fumblers just couldn’t come up with the win this week, as Hyde continues to struggle on a bad offence and Wright’s quarterback got shanked by the Miami Defense. But Ivory and Beckham continue to put up numbers and Antonio Gates return is well under way in his second week. They get Doug Martin back from his BYE this week as well, so that’s nice. Cobb continues to struggle with his shoulder injury and his new 1st receiver status, double teams included, but the Beagles shined everywhere else as the seashawks started to throw to Jimmy Graham, even if it didn’t help them come up with the win this week. Jeremy hill had one of his touchdown weeks and Lynchs return was an okay 1st week back, but Brandon Marshall was really the star of the squad this week as he continues to put up top 6 numbers. The beagles also get some key players back from BYE for week 7.
Sanchez Butt-Fumblers, 115. Dakota Beagles, 136.

Stoney jabronies Vs Bush Did Deflategate

The Jabronies rush to another win this week as the Deflators suffered a poor AP performance and not even an average (for him) 17 points from Fitz could help. Daren Sproles put up a not so solid 1 point in the rb 2 spot even though the Deflators got a solid day from their late pick up in Kamar Aiken at flex. They get some players back from Bye this week but with Dez still down Witten is their best reinforcement. On the bright side AP normally doesn’t stay down for long. For now the Deflators earn the lowest score of the week trophy, a dubious honor.
Stoney jabronies, 131 .Bush Did Deflategate, 87. Low score of the week

Texas Pugs Vs Kentucky Aardvarks

And the Pugs come up with the victory! Congrats Pugs. Andrew Luck had a couple of extra points for them on the bench but I doubt they mind the 28 from Blake Bortles. It came down to a poor performance from the Aardvarks kicker, Josh Brown, though he can hardly be blamed for ti since the Giants weren’t able to put up a single point after their first initial drive on Monday night football. Both teams performed well though for the Pugs Hopkins continues to look like the top fantasy wr in the game so well doesn’t quite describe it. Chris Johnson struggled in their rb2 spot as the cardinals suffered only their second loss of the season. But Eric Decker caught a touchdown bringing his streak to 4 games. The Aardvarks have nothing to be ashamed of except maybe drafting the Seahawks DST as they continue to show signs of struggling, miscommunication problems led to a late victory y the Panthers in their own building.
Texas Pugs, 140. Kentucky Aardvarks, 134.

Honey Badgers Vs MX Thunderballs

The Honey Badgers won. No one’s surprised either. Freeman looks matchup proof and even Demarco Murray managed to put up a stuttering 20 points last night. Sanders and Forte are footnote son this team, what does that tell ya? Gary Barnage…just…Gary Barnage, man o’ man, ffl is wild. Thuderballs, it was a wily and hard effort, but a browns rb just couldn’t get it done this week. Duke Johnson was held to 7 points and Antonio Brown really, really wants Ben Burger to get better soon. On the plus side Landry looks coach proof and Greg Olsen is a monster and you won’t face the highest scoring team every week.
Honey Badgers, 161. MX Thunderballs, 119. High score of the week

English Muffins Vs Jackhammer

The Muffins final posted another victory this week, and felt worse than ever. Lacy, where are you Lacy! On the plus side they were able to scrounge up a win if only because the Jackammers misfired. Leveon Bell took pity on us all by showing he’s human and Dion Lewis suffered from Blounts hobby, dismantling the colts, and Maclin suffered a concussion to ump himself out of the perfect game script. Calvin remembering how to be calvin, or maybe the lions remembering how to let calvin be calvin, also helped the muffins, though the Hammers put up a mighty fight Sunday night to try and haul the victory back in. Jackhammers will plan to fair better next week, their rosters to good not to.
English Muffins, 115. Jackhammer, 100.
 
Honey Badgers 163 points 2 weeks ago and a big drop to only 161 points this past week! I get them this week and I'm sure glad they are on a scoring decline trend!:rolleyes:
 
B JACKSON said:
Honey Badgers 163 points 2 weeks ago and a big drop to only 161 points this past week! I get them this week and I'm sure glad they are on a scoring decline trend!:rolleyes:
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This could be your week. Sander and MacManus, and Forte are on bye weeks.
 
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dang, dn't youw ish you'd played the jaguards d this week?

I guess Tyrod's job is safe :)

Edit: two touchdowns and an interception within 10 minutes! I can't decide if it's more funny or tragic!
 
round-up may be late this week, had to bring my daughter to work with me today, things are a little busy
 
Some teams struggled with BYE weeks, others sailed through (some even nail bited their way to an unexpected and unlikley monday night victory.) Still the headline across fantasy right now is the emergeance of Derek Carr as a fantasy darling...Or another terrible injury, it really depends on who your read. Yes, Arian Foster is out for the year, leaving us with one more great perfomance before bowing out. hopfully he will recover soon and as well as possible. He is one of the most inetersting RB's to watch and I'm sure the Jabronies are not the only ones who are goign to miss him. But we have to move onwards, it's week 8, thw widnow for the playoffs are gettign smaller, were just about half way to the end, and no is not the time to take our foot off the gas.

Good luck all!

English Muffins Vs Kentucky Aardvarks

BYE Week Smyweek! The Muffins baked up some luck on their BYE week, Michael Floyd continues to trend as a touchdown catcher for the Cardinals and Carlson Palmer was the difference with just a couple of extra yards at the end of a tense game to push the victory home for the Muffins. The Aardvarks did well with Todd Gurly tearing it up and Allen Robinson continuing a great season. The difference was that Russell Wilson wasn’t able to get his pass on this week at San Francisco, Lynch being back will do that I guess, and Travis Benjamin finally had the slump he was meant to have 3 weeks ago.

English Muffins, 136. Kentucky Aardvarks, 134.


MX Thuderballs Vs Texas Pugs

The Pugs suffered another loss this week, a down week for Charles clay as the bills did…whatever it was they were doing over in London, and great fantasy days for Ingram and luck weren’t enough to overcome the monster game by Danny Woodhead for the Thunderballs this week. The Thunderballs also found Antonio Brown getting back into form and this Diggs kid looks like he could be the real deal to. The only problem for the Thudnerballs going forward is picking who they are going to play each week. The Pugs on the other hand have to wonder how many more great days Chris Johnson will put up after disappointing last week, and if it didn’t just get wasted on an unlucky matchup. But with Spiller and Amendola on their bench and seemingly getting more involved I their offences, the Pugs will have to knuckle down this week to try and stay in contention.
MX Thuderballs, 145. Texas Pugs, 124.


Jackhammer Vs Stoney Jabronies

About the only thing in any way positive aout Arian Foster getting rut might be that it will at least make the Jabronies human, 170 points! Lamar Miller still rolling forward under his new head coach alongside Julio Jones and Gronk tearing it up. Hard to see a weak spot here. Highest score of the week, and maybe the year. The Hammes put up good number and a good fight, but at just another name on the list of teams getting steamrolled by the jabronies. Not even Brady could turn this tide, not this week anyway.
Jackhammer, 130. Stoney Jabronies 170.


Bush Did Deflategate Vs Sanchez Butt Fumblers

Spotty play this week for the Deflators nad Fumblers, both suffered QB BYE weeks, worked out well for the Fumblers and Tannerhill, not so much for the Deflators and Bradford. The Fumblers eek out a win even with a goose egg from Gates who was out for the game but in for this matchup. If AP had been more like AP while Stewart was being more like a good running back then things might have been different. Moving to 3 and 4 the Fumbelrs might just remember this as the turning of their tide. The Deflators will look to ramp thigns up again this week with the return of Aaron Rodgers, or Derek Carr…man loves him some Qb.
Bush Did Deflategate, 81. Sanchez Butt Fumblers, 100.


Dakota Beagles Vs The Honeys Badgers

Well it’s another week and another victory for the Honey Badgers…no, wait, they beagles pulled out the win! Eli Manning couldn’t put up double digits this week and Demarco Murray might be on the street if he wasn’t the highest paid running back on the team, and league, right now, with his backup doing more damage each week. Gary Barnage is still getting it done, but freeman became mortal and Willie Snead, yes he did…anyway. The stars on the badgers roster just didn’t shine so bright as they normally do. The Beagles celebrate Lynch’s continued triumphant return and another monster game by Philip Rivers and…well Randle not so much but hey, another victory! Plus the BYE weeks over and some serious studs are coming back to Beagle town. The Beagles now have the same trouble as the Thunderballs, “only 3 great, absolute stud wr’s at a time,you say? Hmmm…decisions, decisions.”
Dakota Beagles, 109. The Honeys Badgers, 89.
 
Nice writeup! Tough one this week.

You forgot the part where stupid me left 30-point Mike Evans on the bench and played Snead instead.

Can anyone beat Stoney???
 
seemed like a good idea at the time.

Now Fosters out, maybe he becomes closer to beatable, who knows.
 
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