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I just traded for Hilton and lucks out again. Might be time to sell all colts fellas :p

I also just picked up the falcons so you should expect for them to GE TB scored on heavily this week.:rolleyes:
 
Actually I was going to leave Hilton on the bench this week but suddenly all my other wide receivers have a big red "Q" or "O" next to their names so I may have to use him tonight.
 
Didn't think about that.

Want me to push it through? I normaliy would but since I'm in the trade I like to leave it if I can. But if you want I can push the trade through now.
 
No, not necessary Pete. I'll take my chances and maybe Hasselbeck will surprise me and use him the way he should be used.
 
Okay no worries. That means could use maclin this week to. Cool.
 
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Geez, DeAndre Hopkins went off last night. Gonna be a tough week for me I fear...
 
rats, thought I was orcistrating a lat 4th quarter win there, carlos hyde and odell beckham shut me down :(

we can't all be andy dalton I guess
 
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"Eddie, who? never heard of 'im. Maybe he's with that Randall bloke you mentioned?"

I don’t know what to say about this week. Jamall Charles is the most consistant and entertainng player in the NFl, and he's likley just suffered a torn ACL. That's sucks beyond all measure. Devonte Freeman makes touchdowns look easy, Gary Barnage makes them look ridiculous. Bernard Pierce doesn't know what game he's playing, he's just relaly excited that everyone else is excited, (thats my explanation for hsi block anyway :p) Matt Hasslebeck is my new hero, I can say that. But that Josh Mcown should be owned, and Peyton Manning…not? Andrew Luck, sucks in fantasy? Some things that are true, can't be true.

This week some teams found all their players going off at the same time while others found most of them had run off, possible together, and likely to talk about how funny the look on all our faces will be when we see the results. I think Mike McCarthy did it on purpose, I’m not saying this is personal, or that he specifically kept Cobb and Lacy out of the game plan just to hurt owners in this league…I’m just thinking it real loudly while I watch Antonio Gates jump up and down on my teams head a few more times, for good measure. :D

Either way, the results are in, and it seems we have a large and well-populated middle class of teams waiting to see how things shake out while 2 or 3 sit pretty and one is getting ready for the fight of their life.

But pace yourself, boys, the seasons really, only just getting started. And nothing’s certain just yet.

Sanchez Butt Fumblers Vs English Muffins

The muffins thought they'd lost this one after the first quarter of Sundays games, then by the end of the fourth quarter they thought they might win it, even with Doug Martin jumping up and down on them. Seeing Jamall CHarles go down gave them no pleasure at all, but it would seem to help that chance. Tyler Eifert managed to pull them of the doug martin holend put them within shooting distance, and solid play by Gio Bernard and AJ Green (I’m basically the Bengals with Carlson palmer at this point) helped. But then Sunday night happened and the soft belleyed muffins were done. Monday just made sure. What can I say, I just got beat this week. Carlos Hyde and Odell Beckham went off in the same game on Sunday night, Antonio Gate returned with a vengeance on Monday, though not even his 90 yards and 2 touchdowns could get the chargers a W. Eddie Lacy went missing in action as he’s prone to do from time to time but the Muffins were still able to put up a respectable score, all be it a losing one. Cheers and congratulations to the victor, bitter wavier wire ponderings for the loser! Both move on to 2 and 3.
Sanchez Butt Fumbles, 157. English Muffins, 122.

Dakota Beagles Vs Stoney Jabronies

Andy Dalton, the new top 5 QB don’t you know, held an extra 5 points on the Beagles bench, unfortunately it wouldn’t have helped much this week. Randall Cobb must have been off playing poker with Eddie Lacy because his 5 points didn’t conform to his stud status, Donte Moncrief posted a single point as Andre Johnson took on the 2nd WR role for his revenge game against the Texans and Amari cooper was stilted by a tough match-up against the Denver Devil Defense. The Jabronies had their own concerns with their RB 1 putting up as many points as Donte, but Tyrod Taylor, and the return of Arian Foster, the super star, along with the immaculate, if slightly hobbled maybe, Julio Jones were enough to pick up another win for the Stoney faced division champs
Stoney Jabronies, 104. Dakota Beagles, 88.

MX Thunderballs VS Bush Did Deflategate

The Thunderballs flamed out into mildly loud ping pong balls this week and fall 2 and 3 while the conspiratorial deflators move to 4 and one while holding on to the top of the division. Matt Ryan continues to head one of the most high powered offences in the league but also continues to show slow fantasy numbers despite it; The emergence of Devonte Freeman is both a blessing and a curse. A continued return to from Justin Forrsett and steady output from the wily veteran,s Frank Gore and Danny Woodhead helped narrow this game to nail biting degrees, but the Thunderballs just couldn’t get over the hump on Monday night as Antonio Brown put up his second dud in a row following the loss of his QB. Bush Did Deflategate also suffered some underproduction from a few of their players but found out that Larry Fitz is still pretty good even when he’s not posting 3 touchdown games and Charles Sims managed to gobble up more than enough in Doug Martins re-re-breakout to qualify as helpful. Dez might be coming back soon as well.
Bush Did Deflategate, 106. MX Thunderballs, 102.

The Honey Badgers Vs Texas Pugs

The Honey Badgers went off. I don’t know how else to say it. The Rams Def put up 5, Mike Evans continues to struggle with this new rookie QB, and Richard Rodgers put up a respectable 10 points. Everybody else scored over 20 points. Eli Manning and the new BFF of fantasy footballers everywhere, Devonte Freeman, posted 30 plus points. Hell even Demarco Murray reminded us he’s a pretty good running back with 24, and Gary Barnage was catching passes with his feet on the Badgers bench for another 27. The pugs picked the right week to have an off game. I think he beat me this week and I wasn’t even in the matchup. Cheer up Pugs, Luck’ll be back soon…please let luck be back soon.

The pugs slid to 1 and 5 and the Badgers storm to 4 and 1, actually I’m not sure who’s at the top of the divisions anymore, is it possible to draw in American football?
The Honey Badgers, 163. Texas Pugs, 84.

Kentucky aardvarks Vs jackhammer

Aardvarks, the pugs and I are thinking of forming a support group for teams that get stomped on by 150 plus games, you’re welcome to join us if you like. It’s no fun but the important thing to remember is it’s not your fault, and you’re not alone. Okay, so drew Brees might have been a better play then Russell Wilson, and the seahawks def did better then the bills despite getting their butts handed to them by…Andy Dalton…we should really check that isn't Bret Farve in a mask now I think about it…anyway…the point is it wouldn’t have mattered. Deep breaths. 2 and 3 is a fine club to be in right now as well, most of the leagues in it and all your players did pretty well. You own Todd Gurley in this league! All will be well. Just not this week.

I’d tell you about Jackhammer’s team but much like the Honey Badgers this week his heads likely big enough as it is. The Hammers are another team who picked up a stud RB on waivers, as if having Leveon Bell wasn’t enough :eek:. They also found most of their players posting 20 plus stat lines, including a guy on their bench in the form of one Mr. Cooks. Nuff said…yeah, yeah you guy’s rock, go on to ya’ winners circle at…oh, sorry, you’re at 2 and 3 as well…welcome to the club buddy! Enjoy your stay…until next week when you move on up, of course…grumble grumble :p
Kentucky Aardvarks, 115. Jackhammer 150.

thats all for now folks
 
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I would definitely be interested in joining the "I though my line-up looked pretty solid, then got crushed in humiliating fashion" support group.
 
Why oh why? Why did I trade away a top RB for a dog WR ?

Are the Lions the first NFL team this season to quit?

Congrats to the Cubs! but:
the best game I ever saw at Wrigley Field was............. Bears vs 49ers!

Thank you Peter for doing a wonderful job!
 
Hell yeah baby. Never met a wr I didn't like, :)

Seriously though he's getting healthy. Was heavily targeted before getting injured and Aaron Rodgers. Why not.
 
Now the opposing fates of the Aardvarks and the Pugs are in the hands, or more accurately on the foot of a kicker. Hopefully Monday Night Football turns into a field goal kicking contest.
 
YoungCurmudgeon said:
Now the opposing fates of the Aardvarks and the Pugs are in the hands, or more accurately on the foot of a kicker. Hopefully Monday Night Football turns into a field goal kicking contest.
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lets hope for an Eagle's shut out or a few touch downs and no field goals.

I think this is actually a must win or the Pugs are all but eliminated from post season play. (fingers crossed)
 
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