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Who would ever think 148 points would still lose you the week?
 
Hey Peter, now you can bench the $:)$ out of Lacy without feeling bad! The rest of your team looking solid though...
 
Thanks snapper. Over 150 if id made the right moves this week, so im happy...ish :)

Thinking i might like to trade some of these wrs for skemthing but i dont know what, prorbkem i like all the palyers i have and believe it or not i like my rbs....Wanna hear something crazy? Still might play lacy next week :eek:
 
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Chance this game tonight goes to overtime as well. Seems to have happened a lot this week.
 
dang it , brad I was goign to change my mind a few more times before I settled on a trade ;) Well give my history the one thign we know for sure is that Hill is now done for the season and Jordan Mathews is about to set record breaking stats...jez


excuse me I have to go work on the round-up a while :D
 
Yay, no major injuries to cripple us this week...well...apart from Dion lweis...sorry Jackhamer!. On the other hand, the world has turned upside down as the giants faced the two highest scoring teams this week and lost. I continue to only win matchups when I’m not supposed to, and Matt forte’s backup looks pretty darn good to. As it is I still think everyone has a shot to make the Championship playoffs if only because no one has really been able to break away in either division. If you can turn a 3 and 6 record into a 7 and 6 record, then you’ve got a shot. As you’ll see form some of our matchups this week, that’s not entirely out of the questions either.

English Muffins Vs Sanchez Butt Fumblers

Yep, second big bye week, second lucky win. The Muffins were helped out a little by an inactive Boldin who again ended up in the starting lineup in Fumbler territory, and Doug Martins struggles didn’t hurt either. The trick sees to be to keep Lacyothe bench if you want points from him and have all your players on BYE if you wnat to win. Just a little tip from me to you. Trading for Andrew luck before he beats the toughest defense in the league and Tyler Eifert’s bromance with Andy Dalton helped as well I guess. Don’t’ worry, things will go back to the normal next week as the Muffins square of against the highest scoring team from this week. The Fumblers shave some housekeeping to do if they want to stay in the race but the waiver wire is rife this week and they have a high waiver pick to get at them.
English Muffins, 120 (5-4). Sanchez Butt Fumblers, 85 (3-6).

Texas pugs Vs The Honesy Badgers
The Badgers could have put up even more points in this matchup if they’d played Richard Rodgers over Gary Barnage, which no one would have done. Unfortunately that wouldn’t have been enough either. The Pugs went off this week, tired of being beaten down with a losing record they made some roster moves, the best of which was having the number 1 waiver pick to get Deangelo Williams, who must own a time machine because he’s looking as fresh and skilled a she ever did. If Crabtree can keep playing like his future depends on it (he’s on a one year deal so odds are for it) and Eric Decker can keep shaking off his knee ailment, we might be looking at a very strong second half run here for the Pugs…oh yeah, and the pugs are off to beat up the Muffins next, yikes. The Badgers will just have to content themselves with only scoring over 140 points every week, and only getting beat by record setting numbers. The Badgers lost matt forte for this week remember and still got 148 points, 31 of it their running backs, it’s doubtful they will lose much more ground.
Texas pugs, 178 (4-5). The Honey Badgers, 148(6-3).

MX Thunderballs Vs Stoney’s Jabronies
Lot of high scores this week. The THunderballs were smart enough to play Antonio brown this week () I didn’t think it was possible to score 46 points without scoring a touchdown. Dang. He did lose big ben again though, the future of the steelers is in question but the thunderballs have a lot more depth at rb and wr then most so they should keep rolling. The Jabronies still put up a good fight, cam newton went to town on Green Bay and Lamar mille caught a couple of touchdowns for some serious box score gold. If only they’d thought to bench gronk for Delanie Walker they may have had a chance…yeah, you read that right. They also saw Malcom Floyd suffer an injury in the first quarter, so he wasn’t able to capitalize on the Keenan allen vacuum this week. 138 points with a zero in the lineup and Gronk only scoring 8? Yeah, better days probably ahead for them to.
MX Thunderballs, 158(4-5). Stoney’s Jabronies, 138(6-3).
 
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Dakota Beagles Vs Kentucky Aardvarks
You need some luck in this game, Jeremy Hill and Julius Thomas weren’t able to get the Beagles any this week. But as ong as Forte is out it looks like they now have a solid rb1 in Langford, and Beat mode is coming of his BYE this week, so that’s nice. The Aardvarks put up solid numbers across the board and a week winning score most weeks, Drew Brees continues to be a good pick up and perhaps this years most baffling drop (don’t worry he also has Allen Robinson which might be this years worse trade away). Hell even Tavon Austin had one of those games where he did something. DMC looks like a solid play going forward and with Mccoy and Gurley the Aardvarks are a tough team to beat.
Dakota Beagles, 122(4-5). Kentucky Aardvarks, 145(4-5).

Bush Did Deflategate Vs Jackhammer
For the Deflators it must have been tough to see Stweart kept out the end zone as well as he’s running and Robbie Gould miss his only field goal attempt and put up a goose egg, but the rest of the team did well, and it was enough to put away another victory against a struggling Jackhammers team. The Jackhammers took another loss to their rb core this week as they lost Dion Lewis, this years new shifty star went down with torn things in his knee, hopefully the saints start using CJ spiller a little better but ti wasn’t this week. The Hammers get some star wr’s back this week though to go along with the unstoppable allen hurns, the formidable bronos Dst (unless your facing Andrew luck….hehe) and Gostkowski, the only kicker in fantasy worth drafting. While injuries may have been hard to bear this year if they can pick up some of that old jackhammer pluck some vial waiver wire moves could put them back into contention.
Bush Did Deflategate, 136 (5-4). Jackhammer, 106 (3-6).
 
Well there goes all my dang plans. Luck is out for 2 to 6 weeks with a lacerated kidney. Doh! His schedukes so dang good after this week.
 
I really like Matt Fortte as a player, I hope they don't rush him back into the line up before he is 100%. (yes, i have his replacement)
 
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Looks like my Pugs overexerted last week and fell flat this week. Unless Bernard and Hopkins have monster games it looks like the roller coaster season will continue.
 
My Denver receiver and kicker scored a combined 1 point, LOL.
 
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