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I think we're 2:2 in the playoffs now?

it's been a weird year, and I think I say that every year, but this year really has been weirder.

News and notes: Someone just reported Thomas Rawls is out for the rest of the season....what happened there?
 
Johnny Football killed the Pugs, wasn't a Pug kinda year, good luck to all those still in it.
 
nah, it was Johnny so much as fleener and nuk hopkins, or missing watkins points this week. Althought those bortles poitns would have been nice, i think it's ahrd to win relying on more then 15 qb points week to week.
 
I should have told my "superstars" that they actually needed to perform this week. Uggghh
 
it does feel like some coaches just dislike some running backs doesn't it?

You 're my best running back? no goal line work for you.
You're my best running back? no work for you.
You're my best running back and it's 3rd and 1? I'll throw it!

bastards
 
who is Seattle going to use as their running back? Might be a good pick up for someone needing one
 
Harris or Bryce Brown, Fred Jackson as a third down back so say the talking heads.

I don't know, they might just keep throwing 5 touchdown...as long as defences keep blowing his coverage anyway:)
 
Hey all, almost the reverse of last week most of the stars struggled to shine in week 15 bar a few who just a bout blew up the box score. Two teams progressed to the semifinals of the playoffs and two others fell to the consolation bracket. Meanwhile our two highest scoring teams were fighting it out for the loser’s bracket.
Some more RB injuries have produced some last minute pickups and the New Orleans saints apparently aren’t’ the worst defense the NFL has ever seen anymore.

Playoff bracket

English Muffins (110) Vs San Jose, Il Belduques (88)
LACY! Okay so James starks still produced the same numbers and vulture (IMO) 2 touchdowns but Lacy it turns out is not fat again, after being fat again for 1 game. His box score was about the different between the two teams, of course Andy Dalton posting 1 point after going out of the game, and for the season, with a fracture in his thumb didn’t hurt, though it probably didn’t feel too good for Dalton himself. And the consolation for the San Jose might be that half of the Muffins team now has backup qb’s throwing to them.

The new name didn’t bring the same luck latterly for the San Jose despite a valiant effort for Brandon Macmanus and Brandon Marshall, even Randall Cobb remembered he’s meant to be a number 1 wr this year. Unfortunately mediocre production from a seahawks stifled Javorius “Buck” Allen and a timeshared Langford along with Amari Cooper being shut out in Denver was enough to end the Belduqes chances for the 2015 playoffs and the Muffins go on to most likely get baked by the Aardvarks.

See you in week 13 next year fellas :thumbup: thanks for the good games and the head stopping you gave the muffins last week to.

The Honey Badgers (76) Vs MX Thunderballs (128)

The Badgers suffered from the Saint defense coming back around and Freeman struggling in a hurting Falcons offence. Gary Barnage remains one of the top TE producers but the Badgers had to watch as most of their stars failed to put up numbers this week, even Big Ben could only manage 13 and Matt forte struggled in the same timeshare that hurt the San Jose team.

On the other side of the field the Thunderballs continue to rumble across the sky, Ryan Fitzpatrick continues to be one of the most consistent qb’s this year and David Johnson shined against in his second straight start. The Thuinderballs never struggle for wr producing and this week was no different even if, (shock of all shocks), Antonio Brown failed to score over 30 points! Even Tyler Locket on the bench showed some of what he can do to the tune of 28 points.

The Badgers fall to the consolation bracket with this weeks lowest score while the Thunderballs move on to face the Stoney Jabronies in the semi’s.


Lets’ all take a moment to commemorate the fallen shall we…

And now the losers bracket

Bush Did Deflategate (134) Vs Texas Pugs (103)
The Pugs gamble on Johnny Manzel failed as benched Brotels put up 29 points to Johnny Footballs 17, but in the end the loss of Sammy Watkins points and nuk Hopkins second (non consecutive) poor performances in fantasy stifled what was a close game the box score might suggest. It wasn’t until Monday night that the BDD’s were able to pull away so convincingly with the highs coring antics of one Javis Landry. Doug Baldwin’s continued hot streak put them in the lead by the end of Sunday though, as did Aaron Rodgers good game and very solid rb production from Perterson and J.Stew. BDD wisely, and maybe painfully, chose to bench Dez and it turns out to have been the right decision. And I’m sure glad the panthers D isn’t in my upcoming schedule because they are a dominant force this year.

Sanchez Butt-Fumbles (146) Vs Jackhammer (102)
The highest score of the week comes to us via the Sanchez Butt-Fumblers, even with Ryan Tannerhill at the helm, over Kirk Cousins…it’s been a weird year  Odell Beckham went off on Monday night football pulling the giants to ta win and the Fumblers to some pretty impressive numbers but in order to post 146 the fumblers had help across the board from Golden Tate who once again stepped into his “if Calvin can’t do it, I’ll do it” role as well as continued goodness from Chris Ivory and Doug Martin. Despite Tom Brady the Jackhammers continue to struggle this year, the saints revival didn’t include getting much use out of Brandin cooks, and in fact Benji Watson who did benefit was unfortunately riding pine. That didn’t hurt the Jackhamemr to much though since Will Tye put up the same numbers and was safely in the roster. Jeremy Maclin and Allen Hurns continue to be nice producers this year even if the broncos d, while still real life awesome, is fantasy sludge right now.

Well, that’s all folks, or at least as much as I have time to blabber about right now, see you all in week 2 of the playoffs before we all slink of too plan or 2016 draft
 
Remember everyone,

Jet's and Cowboys play on SATURDAY this week

remember to set your lineups
 
Good luck to all!
If today marks the end of the road for me, well thanks everyone for a very competitive season. If not well see you in the finals!
 
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