Hello all, and welcome to week 4 of the 2015 NFL season,
how you doin? Not great? I hear ya, but have no fear its still very early, but also that time of year where we have enough evidence to start making some moves again. Draft be damned, Charles Johnson isnt going to get it done this year, Bishop Sankey might be a backup, Peyton Manning isnt a dead guy everyones just pretending is still alive, he lives, people he lives! Anyway, I better finish this up because I have to get to class and teach or something soon.
Basically, many flex plays made or broke most teams this week, quick hint, some pole have Steven Smith (who does not age, its official), Larry Fitz (who is not on some pretty impressive lists with Randy Moss)and Chris Ivory (who we think got lost on his way to the stadium) at flex.
Dakata Beagles Vs MX Thunderballs
Turns out Randall Cobb plays fantasy football, or at least hes a fan of the Beagles because he pulled out a 35 point Monday night performance to push the Beagles over the edge to their first win of the seasonand this weeks highest score! Despite some great WR scores and a good game for Greg Olsen the Thunderbals running backs didnt show up this week except for frank gore who was left languishing on the bench. On top of that The Balls just inherited a Michael Vick problem as Antonio Brown might have to start throwing the ball as well as making every other play on the field. Still with a winning record and better days to come for their running backs the Thunderballs can survive while the beagles keep waiting for Lynchs back to warm.
Dakata Beagles, 151. MX Thunderballs, 148.
Jackhammer Vs Texas Pugs
In another close Monday night game James Jones, or Packers fame, was also able to claim his team a victory. Not even a disappointing fumble for their new flex pick up, Matt Jones, could stop the Hammers but while they score their first victory the Pugs have to go back to the drawing board and see if week 4 cant bring them the same joy, with CJ Anderson not getting it done, Leveon Bell relegating Deangelo Williams back to the Steelers and the Pugs bench and Terrance Williams not able to get much down with Weedon throwing to him, it might be a hard week for the Pugs to swallow. Ingram and CJ putting up 20 plus point games might console them somewhat and the hope Amari Cooper doesnt suck up all of Derek Carrs attention next week could mean better things for Crabtree going forward while the Pugs consider dropping Andre Johnson like a lot of other fantasy players this week. Oh, yeah, the hammers now have Leveon bell and the newly crowned king of New England Dion Lewis as starting Rbs
good luck to us all.
Jackhammer, 134. Texas Pugs, 129.
English Muffins Vs The Honey Badgers
Snazzle frattin ratting Tyler Eifert didnt score a single point this week, and while the Muffins were happy to see Lacy back to a full go on Monday night a solid performance wasnt enough to overcome the hump. On the other hand two fo the biggest players cores this week managed to cancel each other out as AJ Green and Steven Smith lined up not just on the real field but the fantasy one as well. The Badgers might have lost their QB this week (for up to 6 weeks) but they also had a bench that could have competed by itself as Devonte Freeman and Legarrette, but who would have thought both would have top 10 running back scores and outscore Matt forte, who now has a John Fox problem apparently, this week? A successful return by Mike Evans also helps to boost the Badgers week.
Blount English Muffins, 123. The Honey Badgers, 135.
Bush Did DeflateGate Vs Kentucky Aardvarks
When your flex scores 34 points, whats a team to do? Oh, yeah, follow it up with Aaron Rodgers and Adrian Peterson. Yep, studs came to play for the BDDs this week as they strolled to a convincing victory and a 3 and 0 record. The Advarks continue to struggle and they also had problems with their running backs this week as Todd Gurleys initiation to the NFL didnt go exactly as the shelled Kentuckians night have wished. Still Keenan Allen scored over 30 points again and Kelce looks as good as you could hope and Alshon Jerffery should play again sometimes soon. Heck even Travis Benjamin survived the QB switch just fine. Things could be worse even if the Aadvarks back-up kicker (
) just went on IR. The good news is there are plenty of new waiver wire pick ups this week to fill his roster spot.
Bush Did DeflateGate, 145. Kentucky Aardvarks, 117.
Stoney Jabronis Vs Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
Stoneys running backs are looking worrying, if only Miami would realize Lamar Miller is on the team, and can run the ball. Oh well, I guess hell just have to keep winning using Julio Jones and Jordan Matthews, its a Burdon but the Stoneys are willing to carry it even on a week where Gronk only (ONLY) scored 14 points. Its Stoneys world, were all just living in it

The Jabronies managed to be 1 of 2 teams with a perfect record, but they managed it against this weeks lowest score as the Sanchez Butt-Fumblers shake their fists at the Jets, who lists a RB as probable and doesnt even let them on the field? Honestly Chris Ivory, send out a tweet or something! Its doubtful the Fumblers are alone this morning in their frustration but, as I always try to, let me point out some bright spots
let me see, what do we have here, oh, well, okay, here you go
Jamal Charles, Odell Beckham and Peyton Manning
youll live Fumblers, youll live. Better look at flex next week.
Stoney Jabronis, 119. Sanchez Butt-Fumblers, 114.