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after cruising the board for a while, i've noticed a few distinct subgroups of knife knuts, in no order of rank:
1) knewbies - these folks need help finding the edge on a blade, & think that 440C is a BMW model.
2) benchmade droids - these guys would copulate with the tiny spaces surrounding the axislock bar if they could, and probably do. many of these guys are really good at reprofiling edges, and finishing them down stoopid-sharpness, mainly because they have some money left over to buy edgepros after their economically priced factory purchases. some even have carpal tunnel wrists from constant lightning-quick flicking mastery.
3) sebenzanistas - these dudes would probably dry-hump chris reeve's leg for designing this great little framelock. they probably have a shrine at home for their CRK's.. i am personally afraid to ever touch a sebenza, for fear that i may develop a strange humping relfex.
4) custom grey-poupon art collectors - these folks buy knives for their art, function be damned. the more mother of pearl and pre-historic elephant tusk inlays comlplementing the 14th century crouching-tiger damascus blade, the better. $400-500/month is spent on windex to clean the display cases for these knives.
5) tactical fighters - these guys are ready for war, and pretty damn eager too. extrema ratio mpc's are hidden beneath their helmets & boots. strider fixed blades are held tightly in the grip of their teeth. microtech makoras threaten to pop open from their wives' nipples if they get pissed enough.
6) backwood billies - these dudes bring home the bacon, literally. they can survive in the wilderness no problem, just give them a fowler or dozier & some chewing tobacco. these guys can build mansions from wood & straw with one hand, while simultaneously milking cows & roping them.
7) blade techies - these guys are full-time physicists with a part time interest in edged tools. they can tell you the specific gravity of s90v under various planetary orientations to adjacent galaxies. they can write scientific texts on the structure and function of every blade and steel type, and are probably formulating new geometric theorems as i type this.
9) bali songbirds - these guys are pretty dangerous, to themselves and proximal neighbors. they kind of look like a blur as they stand still, flipping away. these guys will buy a fixed blade, and lie awake nights, tempted to machine saw the handles down the middle and add hinges. many of these guys were baton-twirling majorettes in a past life.
10) spydercohorts (good catch mumbleypeg) - these guys have serrated refrigerator doors at home, just to remind themselves that they live on the edge. they believe that functionality & ugly are in no way mutually exclusive, and are, in fact, synonymous. they are all waiting in line to have their own signature model produced. viva la web!
okay, forgive my sense of humor.. i'm a knewbie in the large scheme of things, after all.. but at least i'm willing to admit it!!
let's hear how you classify yourself - mods, if it's possible, please leave this thread in the blade discussion forum, thanks
1) knewbies - these folks need help finding the edge on a blade, & think that 440C is a BMW model.
2) benchmade droids - these guys would copulate with the tiny spaces surrounding the axislock bar if they could, and probably do. many of these guys are really good at reprofiling edges, and finishing them down stoopid-sharpness, mainly because they have some money left over to buy edgepros after their economically priced factory purchases. some even have carpal tunnel wrists from constant lightning-quick flicking mastery.
3) sebenzanistas - these dudes would probably dry-hump chris reeve's leg for designing this great little framelock. they probably have a shrine at home for their CRK's.. i am personally afraid to ever touch a sebenza, for fear that i may develop a strange humping relfex.
4) custom grey-poupon art collectors - these folks buy knives for their art, function be damned. the more mother of pearl and pre-historic elephant tusk inlays comlplementing the 14th century crouching-tiger damascus blade, the better. $400-500/month is spent on windex to clean the display cases for these knives.
5) tactical fighters - these guys are ready for war, and pretty damn eager too. extrema ratio mpc's are hidden beneath their helmets & boots. strider fixed blades are held tightly in the grip of their teeth. microtech makoras threaten to pop open from their wives' nipples if they get pissed enough.
6) backwood billies - these dudes bring home the bacon, literally. they can survive in the wilderness no problem, just give them a fowler or dozier & some chewing tobacco. these guys can build mansions from wood & straw with one hand, while simultaneously milking cows & roping them.
7) blade techies - these guys are full-time physicists with a part time interest in edged tools. they can tell you the specific gravity of s90v under various planetary orientations to adjacent galaxies. they can write scientific texts on the structure and function of every blade and steel type, and are probably formulating new geometric theorems as i type this.
9) bali songbirds - these guys are pretty dangerous, to themselves and proximal neighbors. they kind of look like a blur as they stand still, flipping away. these guys will buy a fixed blade, and lie awake nights, tempted to machine saw the handles down the middle and add hinges. many of these guys were baton-twirling majorettes in a past life.
10) spydercohorts (good catch mumbleypeg) - these guys have serrated refrigerator doors at home, just to remind themselves that they live on the edge. they believe that functionality & ugly are in no way mutually exclusive, and are, in fact, synonymous. they are all waiting in line to have their own signature model produced. viva la web!
okay, forgive my sense of humor.. i'm a knewbie in the large scheme of things, after all.. but at least i'm willing to admit it!!
let's hear how you classify yourself - mods, if it's possible, please leave this thread in the blade discussion forum, thanks