- Some health issue. Usually the #1 go-to move for extra sympathy points. "Right after I received your payment, I was diagnosed with ass cancer and that's why I disappeared for 11 months, but don't worry, you're 30th in line and I'll be starting those knives now that I'm feeling better..." Three months later- "sorry, ass cancer is back.."
- Death in the family, namely grandmothers-some who have died multiple times (and we're not talking about the death of their motivation to get their asses to work)
- Machine stopped working/shop burned down/tornado/Wrath of Khan/divorce, wife took it all/cut off both hands, transplants still healing
- Computer/email/phone broke, sorry I haven't responded for several months although my social media and ability to take new orders hasn't been hampered in any way
- Still waiting on steel/scale material/cut blanks/knives to return from heat treat/etc./mice gnawed the scale materials (yes, I've actually seen this used) (always hilarious when they make this claim about some material or other being completely gone off the internet but the customer immediately googles that ish and finds like ten suppliers all with full stock immediately)
- "Had a lot going on" or some variation of this, because life is really hard, you guys. STOP IT, IT IS!!! (stamps foot)
Scumbag asshat knife "makers" who pull any or all of these excuses should dig a hole, crawl into it, and pull it in after them. It's the same song and dance every time. It's like they all use the same cheat-code book, titled "How to Scam Hobbyists Out of Thousands".