Lame Winners Announced! Lamest knife contest

I just hold no words for these two
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ejames13 said:
Here is a knife that actually used to be not so lame. It was one of my favorites when I was a kid. Then I had one of my dad's friends "sharpen" it for me. There are no words to describe how my stomach sank when I got it back!

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Here's a google image of what the blade originally looked like before:

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So your saying it went from a to b in one sharpening session? Wtf the guy use
 
Bobby3326 said:
So your saying it went from a to b in one sharpening session? Wtf the guy use
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Correct. I have no idea. Probably some type of grinding wheel or belt. It wasn't even sharp when I got it back. Just horrible reprofiled if you can call it that!
 
ejames13 said:
Correct. I have no idea. Probably some type of grinding wheel or belt. It wasn't even sharp when I got it back. Just horrible reprofiled if you can call it that!
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I've gotten carried away on the work sharp before and removed way more steel than necessary but never to that extent lol
 
this is a must have ultimate survival knife, things go bad and you got your handle packed full of uber cool survival gear. Plus you'll be looking pretty cool while surviving with the awesome skull camo lol

This was my stepson's first knife he bought from the flea market at 10

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These 2 knife shaped objects were father's day presents. I love and appreciate the thought and kindness of the gift but the knives themselves are pretty bad.

 
Wow I just found this jewel buried under a bunch of other junk...didn't even realise I had this one. There's nothing like a good cheesy dive knife

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Didn't know anything about skylines until I came here. They seemed to have mixed opinions, however the people that did like them, seemed to love them. So I hunted for one and figured I would like it. Found a fancier Damascus one. Came in the mail, NIB, and hated it. I think it's the ugliest of all my knives. Can't really flip it open in one shot, tears up a pocket when carrying, just doesn't seem that great.

Nonetheless, I plan on making this a GAW for my 100th post or something.
 
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I was actually going to enter a dog into this race until I saw the wolf/rock/knife insanity. I know a lot of you guys are hoping to win this, and I'm certainly not a judge, but that one is just a special kind of ridiculous. It's like when Rainier Wolfcastle from The Simpsons was having a garage sale: "Everything here is sword. Sword baseball bat, sword rifle, sword pineapple, sword sword sharpener, sword pie."
 
Its a bird!



No wait its a lame bird knife





The lamest part is I went to the flea market yesterday and bought it for $2 dollars since it was the lamest knife I could find for the contest.:p
 
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Smith & Wesson Cuttin' Horse:

This is what it looks like new:

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This is mine:

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Now it cuts, that isn't the issue. The emblem fell out the first day, it wasn't properly glued, still not an issue (hey it's a cheap blade). I started using it a bit and noticed one thing: It's dangerous. It's a serious danger to yourself. When you grab the handle and wish to punch through something, the lock fails. Grabbing the handle firmly disengages the lock! I haven't used it since. It's a funny knife, super easy opening but it's just dangerous.
 
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