I just don't buy this conspiracy theory that Leatherman steals broken tools

You don't get to be a multi-million dollar powerhouse by bilking damaged tools in an elaborate shell game with the consumer and the USPS. Which is more likely? Tim Leatherman sitting on top of a pile of robbed and useless tools as he cackles maniacally for some illogical reason...or some cretin handling the mail along the way cut open heavy envelopes to see if he could find some free goodies?
Here's my thoughts: If Leatherman did indeed possess the envelope for 4 days, my guess is that they have a mail room. The holidays are busy time. You can't possibly expect LM to receive and respond to every piece of mail that drops in during the ramp up. I'm thinking that a bulk amount gets delivered, then there is some sort of protocol where mislabeled or defective mail is then shipped back to the USPS as undeliverable. It's not like some nice gal at the front desk goes through 4 or 5 letters as she casually chats with Mr. McFeely about his postal route.
My guess is that someone along the way from OH to OR saw a nice soft package with a hard heavy lump in it and decided that they deserved it more than you or LM.
LM does not owe you anything as you sent them nothing as far as they are concerned. If they gave a tool away to everyone who sent them an empty envelope with a slash in the bottom, they would be handing out a lot of tools to a lot of disingenuous folks who played the system (not even insinuating that you did this, but you can see how it would be an easy way to get a nearly free tool for the price of postage).
In short, instead of flipping out and spewing your anger all over the net, I would have contacted LM directly. Im sure they would have worked something out. Hell, had you not come across as such an angry fella intent on upsetting the apple cart here at BFC, I would probably send you one of my very lightly used LM tools at no cost to you. This a community that likes to help people out when they really need it. I just don't think you are looking to be made whole though. I think you just want to be angry because the universe had that audacity to inconvenience you with the loss of a 20 year old tool someone stole from the mail.
Always, always, always insure. $50 worth of insurance would have cost you no more than a couple bucks.