Lynn Thompson, Conquering the World, One Continent at a Time!

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Bushman5 said:
I like kittens
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KITTENS SUCK!
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My bad... the correct spelling is Lynn Mother-F#@%ing Thompson, the Baddest Son of a B!t@h that ever Ran his own Knife Company.

I think that his controversy only makes me admire him more. I wish he came out with more Videos of him killing Things... Maybe chopping up kittens and bunnies with a Cold Steel Chinese War Sword. Or a nice video of LT slaughtering Endangered Animals. I do believe thats what happened to the Dinosaurs... in the year 2010 Lynn Thompson invents the Cold Steel Time Machine.
The Titanic... A Cold Steel Torpedo.
Hiroshima... A Cold Steel Battle-mace.
Katrina... The Cold Steel Weather Machine. (patented in 2009)
All Video Documented for our viewing pleasure... on sale in 2011.

There are only two people in the world that are more deadly or more dangerous than Lynn Thompson... Darth Vader and Chuck Norris... and they are Both on his List.
 
Ramm- you are just wrong. Yet another example of misinformation that some may take as gospel since it paints CS in the worst light.

And Tomahawk, much as your enthusiasm for CS is refreshing, I gotta agree that some of your posts are not helping matters.
 
Awe... come on. its late, I work nights, I'm just trying to lighten the mood a little. Why the hell is everyone so uptight. Its just knives.:D
 
Ramm9 said:
Nope, that would not be probable. Cold Steel is no doubt buying from some manufacturers under a "private label" agreement so the manufacturer applies the Cold Steel labels. There is nothing illegal taking place under such an agreement.

Well now, that's an empty scenario. If a company is unable to fill a Cold Steel order, Cold Steel simply places their order with another manufacturer. In actuality the job's are probably put out for bid to several manufacturers.
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DngrRuss1 said:
Ramm- you are just wrong. Yet another example of misinformation that some may take as gospel since it paints CS in the worst light.
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Which part of his post is "just wrong," DngrRuss1, or is his whole post wrong, and just how much knowledge of the inner workings of Cold Steel's business do you have, being someone who is, as you've stated several times, not in their employ?

Regards,
3G
 
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There's a cold steel lover named Tomahawk
Who should stand before the plank and run not walk
he mummble his love about a man named Lynn
and has engaged in an argument he just won't win
I bet Tomahawk thinks Lynn is bad and so Kewl
when they drink in Gay bars he begs to push up Lynn's stool
at the end the day Cold Steal still steals designs
And Tomahawk will defend him with his cries and his whines
Lynn will claim he's a Ninja, a master of all martial arts
He'll marry a Ninjette and break Tomahawk's heart
But all of us know that Lynns' just a tool
and Tomahawks' just a ridiculous fool
Do wop, do wop, ohm shaka lug.......................................:D
 
DngrRuss1 said:
Ramm- you are just wrong. Yet another example of misinformation that some may take as gospel since it paints CS in the worst light.
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I think that is a response to
Ramm9 said:
In actuality the job's are probably put out for bid to several manufacturers.
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I wouldn't say that paints Cold Steel in the worst light, but I think it is incorrect; I don't think CS uses a bidding process to select manufacturers.
 
wolfmann601 said:
There's a cold steel lover named Tomahawk
Who should stand before the plank and run not walk
he mummble his love about a man named Lynn
and has engaged in an argument he just won't win
I bet Tomahawk thinks Lynn is bad and so Kewl
when they drink in Gay bars he begs to push up Lynn's stool
at the end the day Cold Steal still steals designs
And Tomahawk will defend him with his cries and his whines
Lynn will claim he's a Ninja, a master of all martial arts
He'll marry a Ninjette and break Tomahawk's heart
But all of us know that Lynns' just a tool
and Tomahawks' just a ridiculous fool
Do wop, do wop, ohm shaka lug.......................................:D
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cute... it rhymes.


Did you stay up all night long thinking this one up?
Or do you have lots of poems about gay bars running through your head all the time?
 
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I've enjoyed reading this thread, until now. It has become a trolling paradise, with off topic cheapshots at each other. Can we get back on track or close this f-ing thread?!:mad:
 
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g.vantilburg said:
I've enjoyed reading this thread, until now. It has become a trolling paradise, with off topic cheapshots at each other. Can we get back on track or close this f-ing thread?!:mad:
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You must be fairly new......oh, wait, you are. Threads don't just "get closed" on BF because one person doesn't like 'em.;)

Regards,
3G
 
Cougar Allen said:
I think that is a response to


I wouldn't say that paints Cold Steel in the worst light, but I think it is incorrect; I don't think CS uses a bidding process to select manufacturers.
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Thanks for the help, Coug. I don't think that paints 'em in "the worst light" either, but opinions vary.

Regards,
3G
 
Tomahawk23 said:
cute... it rhymes.


Did you stay up all night long thinking this one up?
Or do you have lots of poems about gay bars running through your head all the time?
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More like five minutes, but clueless seems to fit with what you post.:D
 
Stay awake all night and write and write
rhymes like these are easy, fast and light
I can rhyme the Magna carta, not once but twice
And I can be pretty vicious or downright nice
About gay bars and pushin up stools
Its all in jest you cold steal lovin tool:p
Seems I touched a nerve with you Mr. hatchet
Stop defending cold steel, zip you lip, time to latch-it:foot:
I will end this rhyme as it's taken three long minutes
youv'e engaged the wolfmann, sir you just won't win-it
Boom chuga laga boom
:D:D:D [I need a little Jewish rapper emoticon!]
 
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